So, help me out here, Ashley Tisdale:
[Photo: WENN]
Why the leggings, child? If it's warm enough for a sleeveless dress and peep-toe shoes in New Jersey -- which, I hear from reliable sources, it actually may have been -- then why are you hedging your bets with those stupid things? You don't need them! They are evil! Have we not learned? Are we not, as a nation, past this bit of sartorial madness? Did you forget to shave? Because I have news for you: Leg hair WILL burrow through those, and then you will spend the rest of the night absently running your hand over the prickles and wondering if they are catching the light. Trust me.
On a separate note: Is it just me, or is the pattern on this dress eerily reminiscent of the kind of desktop photos that come standard on a lot of PCs? I'm relieved it's not just a giant scarf she poked her head through -- which is what I thought when I saw this photo in thumbnail size -- but now I can't escape the urge to decorate it with iTunes and Snood shortcuts.
[Photo: WENN]
Why the leggings, child? If it's warm enough for a sleeveless dress and peep-toe shoes in New Jersey -- which, I hear from reliable sources, it actually may have been -- then why are you hedging your bets with those stupid things? You don't need them! They are evil! Have we not learned? Are we not, as a nation, past this bit of sartorial madness? Did you forget to shave? Because I have news for you: Leg hair WILL burrow through those, and then you will spend the rest of the night absently running your hand over the prickles and wondering if they are catching the light. Trust me.
On a separate note: Is it just me, or is the pattern on this dress eerily reminiscent of the kind of desktop photos that come standard on a lot of PCs? I'm relieved it's not just a giant scarf she poked her head through -- which is what I thought when I saw this photo in thumbnail size -- but now I can't escape the urge to decorate it with iTunes and Snood shortcuts.
