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"WaitwaitwaitWAIT, I TOTALLY know what you guys are going to say, okay? I KNOW the boots look kind of like I accidentally left my Pocahontas costume in the freezer, and I KNOW the tights are totally refried Olsen twin. But listen, there's a good reason for those: I'm just REALLY bad at shaving! Like, to the point where I forgot I had to take the tights off first! Or that I could take them off afterward! Or that I shouldn't be doing it in the car while I'm drinking Starbucks and trying to get to Fred Segal! See? It's like I said! I'm really bad at it! I don't have a good excuse for the boots, though. My shoe closet was overflowing and the icebox was empty. Haven't we all been there? Look, if you burn the negatives, I promise I'll make it up to you by spending next week making out with my 20-year old boyfriend in front of, like, The Ivy. Deal?"
