Why don't I like this, you guys?
Actually, it's not entirely accurate to say I don't LIKE it. I like it fine. It's perfectly fine. But why don't I LOVE it? Why can't I muster up any emotion other than "fine"? Is it because I'm being visited with the urge to yank it up an inch or so? Is it secretly not as flattering as it could be in her torso-chest-waist area? Is it the weird bit that's almost like a train in the front, which would seem to be ripe for tripping and stepping on it and getting shredded? Is it HER? Are Anne Hathaway and I fighting now because Bride Wars looks so offensive and I don't understand all the buzz for Rachel Getting Married? Am I mad because I can't get a bob without looking like someone left me plugged into the wall socket all night? Am I still holding a grudge against her for Get Real, kind of like the one I held against Jon Tenney for the same show for a really long time until I finally had to admit he's kind of hot and good on The Closer? Am I dead inside? Am I still really emotional ahead of time about the potentially spoileriffic tease for next week's Biggest Loser, and therefore do not have sufficient room in my heart for warmth and love? Am I too focused on why we only got about two minutes of Desmond on Lost? What? What is it?
Actually, it's not entirely accurate to say I don't LIKE it. I like it fine. It's perfectly fine. But why don't I LOVE it? Why can't I muster up any emotion other than "fine"? Is it because I'm being visited with the urge to yank it up an inch or so? Is it secretly not as flattering as it could be in her torso-chest-waist area? Is it the weird bit that's almost like a train in the front, which would seem to be ripe for tripping and stepping on it and getting shredded? Is it HER? Are Anne Hathaway and I fighting now because Bride Wars looks so offensive and I don't understand all the buzz for Rachel Getting Married? Am I mad because I can't get a bob without looking like someone left me plugged into the wall socket all night? Am I still holding a grudge against her for Get Real, kind of like the one I held against Jon Tenney for the same show for a really long time until I finally had to admit he's kind of hot and good on The Closer? Am I dead inside? Am I still really emotional ahead of time about the potentially spoileriffic tease for next week's Biggest Loser, and therefore do not have sufficient room in my heart for warmth and love? Am I too focused on why we only got about two minutes of Desmond on Lost? What? What is it?
