So....Kate Hudson. On one hand, I think she's essentially not much of an actor. On the other, I have to acknowledge that she IS charming, and -- let's be honest --- I do watch How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days every time it's on cable. And I kind of feel like Charismatic But Not a Great Actress is a better pigeonhole to wake up in than Technically Talented And Stultifying, or something. So I am torn on her. What I am not torn on is how she appears to be doing her best J. Lo impression here, and that, ergo, her expression is hilarious:
Whither the mink eyelashes, Kate? I am also not torn on Bride Wars: it looks awful. AWFUL. Awful in the kind of way that makes you mad that people think women actually act like that, outside of the occasional episode of Bridezillas, and at this point I think we all know that like 65% of the women on Bridezillas are playing to the cameras. I spent the entire trailer wanting to grab both Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson and tell them to CHILL OUT AND HAVE THE WEDDING SOMEWHERE ELSE, GOD. And then to ask Kate why she thought the bangs she's sporting in the movie were a good idea. And then ask the Powers That Be if they're nervous that releasing a movie that appears to be about spoiled girls who will die if their Plaza Wedding goes awry during These Economic Times is maybe not going to play as well as it might have a couple of years ago. And I want to ask YOU, dear reader, how this dress hits you. I suspect there's something about it that's a bit too close to being a court jester, and yet I think I might like it.
Whither the mink eyelashes, Kate? I am also not torn on Bride Wars: it looks awful. AWFUL. Awful in the kind of way that makes you mad that people think women actually act like that, outside of the occasional episode of Bridezillas, and at this point I think we all know that like 65% of the women on Bridezillas are playing to the cameras. I spent the entire trailer wanting to grab both Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson and tell them to CHILL OUT AND HAVE THE WEDDING SOMEWHERE ELSE, GOD. And then to ask Kate why she thought the bangs she's sporting in the movie were a good idea. And then ask the Powers That Be if they're nervous that releasing a movie that appears to be about spoiled girls who will die if their Plaza Wedding goes awry during These Economic Times is maybe not going to play as well as it might have a couple of years ago. And I want to ask YOU, dear reader, how this dress hits you. I suspect there's something about it that's a bit too close to being a court jester, and yet I think I might like it.
