Meryl, I have doubts.

[Photo: Splash News]
Patriotism is a wonderful thing. And I don't want to rain on your Inauguration Day emotional parade. But this, coupled with what appears to be a hospital ID bracelet on your left wrist, seems less like the loving embrace of our star-spangled banner than the outfit of a woman who recently escaped from the psych ward -- where she was being detained for claiming to be Betsey Ross, back from the grave and burning to design for Wal-Mart.
[Photo: Splash News]
Patriotism is a wonderful thing. And I don't want to rain on your Inauguration Day emotional parade. But this, coupled with what appears to be a hospital ID bracelet on your left wrist, seems less like the loving embrace of our star-spangled banner than the outfit of a woman who recently escaped from the psych ward -- where she was being detained for claiming to be Betsey Ross, back from the grave and burning to design for Wal-Mart.




