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I like Sprague Grayden: she's cute and her name is fun to say, plus I vaguely recall that she was on Joan of Arcadia although for the life of me, I can't remember what part she played or whether or not she was any good. What I'm saying is that she seems like the kind of girl whose friends would have no trouble pulling aside and saying, "love the dress, Sprague, but what's up with the kerchief? You kind of look like you're hiding a hickey in a movie about teens in the 50s, or like it's holding your head on. Maybe a necklace instead?"