While Intern George cheerfully shaved off his mustache the other day, we here at GFY HQ were discussing how one of the celebrities we'd most like to make over in 2009 is Mischa Barton. If there were a Shut Up, Tights ARE TOTALLY Pants Union, she'd be the president of the Los Angeles chapter (with Shenae Grimes serving very capably as her veep) and making a very respectable play for an international leadership role.
So we are at least pleased to see that, even on a day so cold that the lady behind her is covering her mouth with a scarf (unless she's simply overcome with the stench of wasted potential that emanates from Mischa like she's a real-world Pig Pen), Mischa may finally have put those tights in the laundry basket -- or even the Salvation Army pile:
[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]
This dress itself might even be an improvement. The color is daring. The beading is intricate. The fringe flanking all that detail even works. If this started two or three inches higher, and extended two or three inches lower, it might be profoundly adorable. Unfortunately, though, she suffers from whatever disease causes Rumer Willis to wear only strapless dresses that barely cover her nipples -- Attention-Deprived Areolae Syndrome, or something. And unfortunately for Mischa, her right nipple got its immodest wish:
So we are at least pleased to see that, even on a day so cold that the lady behind her is covering her mouth with a scarf (unless she's simply overcome with the stench of wasted potential that emanates from Mischa like she's a real-world Pig Pen), Mischa may finally have put those tights in the laundry basket -- or even the Salvation Army pile:
[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]
This dress itself might even be an improvement. The color is daring. The beading is intricate. The fringe flanking all that detail even works. If this started two or three inches higher, and extended two or three inches lower, it might be profoundly adorable. Unfortunately, though, she suffers from whatever disease causes Rumer Willis to wear only strapless dresses that barely cover her nipples -- Attention-Deprived Areolae Syndrome, or something. And unfortunately for Mischa, her right nipple got its immodest wish:
[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]
In the interests of not getting our readers fired, I opted against the extreme close-up of her rogue areola, but you can still see it here, peeking mischievously over the bodice and wondering if it would be safe to pop out and order a glass of champagne. Clearly, between that and the hair extensions that I suspect came free with purchase of any Walgreen's brand shampoo, Mischa still has a bit of work to do before she can consider herself safely out of the running for a top Fug Madness seed.
