Well, this is one way to follow up a nip slip. As we showed you earlier, Mischa Barton arrived at the Dior show in Paris sporting a tiny mustard dress and a small patch of areola; apparently, she departed in this:
[Photo: Splash News]
Wow. That is, what you would wear if you were Annie Hall x Karl Lagerfeld + one-third of Ellen DeGeneres + a Christmas tree skirt x those pants old men wear that pull up to their armpits and have two feet between waist and crotch + the square root of Fraulein Maria as she's skipping through Salzburg singing "I Have Confidence" before eventually wooing the pants off a stern, fertile captain with a heart of gold (or at least some very nice gold-plating). And you know what? I hope that last bit happens for ol' Mischa, because she looks so pleased with her hat, her Jessica Simpson clip-on hair, and her tree skirt. They all might as well serve SOME happy purpose.
[Photo: Splash News]
Wow. That is, what you would wear if you were Annie Hall x Karl Lagerfeld + one-third of Ellen DeGeneres + a Christmas tree skirt x those pants old men wear that pull up to their armpits and have two feet between waist and crotch + the square root of Fraulein Maria as she's skipping through Salzburg singing "I Have Confidence" before eventually wooing the pants off a stern, fertile captain with a heart of gold (or at least some very nice gold-plating). And you know what? I hope that last bit happens for ol' Mischa, because she looks so pleased with her hat, her Jessica Simpson clip-on hair, and her tree skirt. They all might as well serve SOME happy purpose.
