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January 14, 2009

Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Miley Cyrus

Some of our good will toward Miley Cyrus evaporated when she complained to Ryan Seacrest that the Porsche she got for her 16th birthday was USED, since it used to be her mother's. We assume her diamond shoes are also too tight and that she's not sleeping well because the piles and piles of money that make up her mattress aren't terribly comfortable. In short, WAAAAH.

But, it's also a VERY 16-year-old-girl thing to rib your parents about on TV -- well, if you are rich -- and it's nice to see a kid in Hollywood acting her age, even if what's coming out of her mouth is completely unrelatable to most of our lives. I'd prefer that than her being paraded around nightclubs like she's 25 so her mother can try and pose as her older sister.

Which is why I also liked her dress:

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So many people hated this. Maybe I'm just going soft, but I think it works. It's soft and sweet, and she looks like a young girl at an awards show rather than how stiff and stodgy she looked in her red dress at last year's Oscars. Okay, so the necklace disappearing into her cleavage is maybe not a great idea. And the cleavage itself, I can't decide if it's a lot or a normal amount -- from some angles it seems fine, and from others, I wonder. But overall we thought Miley looked charming. The two of us, thus far, have been on an island with that one, though. We don't mind being alone out here -- it's very peaceful -- but we'd PREFER it if we had some company, say, in the form of Sawyer sans shirt. Or Desmond, who could write messages in the sand and then read them aloud in his dreamy accent. I really hope they vote.

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