DEMI MOORE: YOU ASKED.
ASHTON: I didn't say, "do I look like a douche tonight?"
DEMI: Well, I just thought you would want to know.
ASHTON: Is it the hair?
DEMI: Eh.
ASHTON: Is it the all-black? Am I trying too hard? Would you have liked this on, like, Samuel L. Jackson because he's more of a bad-ass motherfu-
DEMI: ASHTON. WE'RE ON CAMERA. THE LANGUAGE. Anyway, Sam wouldn't wear that. He's too cool.
ASHTON: Why are you so mean to me? I told you I thought you looked like a hot 70s mama!
DEMI: Uh-huh.
ASHTON: I didn't mean you looked OLD. I just meant...I mean...shit. Uh. You look hot, dude.
DEMI: Sweet.
ASHTON: Are you making fun of Dude, Where's My Car? HOW COULD YOU?
DEMI: It's to pay you back for that facial hair.
ASHTON: Oh. OH. Oh. Okay.
