I've heard actress Lindsay Sloane is a really cool girl, and I still have the fondest memories of her on Grosse Pointe as the Tori Spelling/Donna Martin on the show and its show-within-the-show. But, bless her, she looked a total disaster at the Globes afterparties.
Just for reference, here is what she once looked like:

And here is what she did on Sunday night:
Just for reference, here is what she once looked like:
And here is what she did on Sunday night:
Whaaaa? First of all, the hair is a mistake. She looks like she's auditioning to be the stand-in for Bangs on 90210. Those things are choking her face. But more grievously, how does one go from wearing youthful sundresses to a musty old nightie? Seriously, the last time I saw this dress, Krystle Carrington was wearing it on a bearskin rug while Blake eased his hoary joints into position to lie on top of her, then semi-enthusiastically closed-mouth-kiss her in front of a roaring fire before some implied clumsy nooky. And although I don't know Lindsay personally, I'm fairly sure her aim here was not to make me flash back to the world's best advertisement for abstinence.




