So, we've got lots to chat about here, but before we get talking outfits, there's something I have to address. I'm sure the real title of the following is Kate Winslet Wishes Mickey Rourke Good Luck, but I would like to refer to it as, Kate Winslet Meets Husband Number Three:
HELLO LOVER. America misses you.
Anyway, Kate:
THAT'S a comeback, bitches. Plus, imagine the interiews they'd both give about this! Sorry, Sam Mendes. I'm sure you're a wonderful man, but I need this to happen. If only because I feel like Kate MIGHT be able to gently nudge Mickey away from his fantastic-yet-alarming Bret Michaels-esque sartorial choices and back to what he used to look like, which, if you were not aware, was this:
HELLO LOVER. America misses you.
Anyway, Kate:
Let's be honest: from the waist up, K Wins is staggeringly hot. And this color is amazing. But the bottom of it has me slightly befuddled. The longer I stare at it, the more it looks like she's layered a super sexy short blue cocktail frock over a long silky skirt of the same color. Which I know is not what is happening here. I honestly just wish that thought had never occured to me, because now that's all I can see, kind of like how the other day a friend of mine pointed out that, on Grey's Anatomy, the writers have fallen into the habit of making McDreamy/McPTSD/Cristina/Whoever repeat whatever line they've deemed most emotionally affective over and OVER and OVER again during the course of a scene, and now when I watch Grey's, that's all I can hear. That's all I can hear. That's all I CAN HEAR. Seriously. So this skirt as turned into that for me. I need you to set me straight.
