I suppose when you have six children, several large mansions that include some kind of residential palace in France, and enough money that you can give away seven figures to charity with heartening regularity, it MIGHT seem frivolous to spend money on a tailor.
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But on the other hand, she'll be spending about the SAME amount of money on dry-cleaning all the dirt and shoe-prints off her pants hems. Unless she was planning to let Maddox solve the problem with a pair of scissors and a stapler.
Parenthetically, YAWN. With the helmet hair and the floaty pantsuit, she looks a bit like a "mature" character on an '80s soap, the likes of which is shown getting out of bed with full face-paint, coif, and jewels intact, and is always shot in soft-focus or with a camera lens that's been tongue-kissed -- and maybe groped within an inch of third base -- by a vat of Vaseline. Now, given that, it says a LOT that I am bored by Angie's outfit. With that kind of mental image, I SHOULD be graduating to fantasies of this fictional soap matriarch planning toxic revenge while pouring brandy out of a crystal decanter that then gets heaved at a nearby fireplace, or urging her to light some hate candles and burn down the country club. Instead I just kind of want her to reclaim her still-blooming youth and let Emma Samms** take care of the rest of this part.
** So, weirdly, it's a total coincidence that this post AND Jessica's Kerry Washington post both reference Emma Samms. Who knew she was so close to both our hearts? Apparently our occasional GFY Mind Meld currently is focused on Former General Hospital and Models Inc. Stars Who Briefly Served As Dodgy Dynasty Recasts And Have Also Appeared In A John Candy Movie. As such, we've decided to honor Emma Samms with her very own poll. Congratulations, Emma.
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But on the other hand, she'll be spending about the SAME amount of money on dry-cleaning all the dirt and shoe-prints off her pants hems. Unless she was planning to let Maddox solve the problem with a pair of scissors and a stapler.
Parenthetically, YAWN. With the helmet hair and the floaty pantsuit, she looks a bit like a "mature" character on an '80s soap, the likes of which is shown getting out of bed with full face-paint, coif, and jewels intact, and is always shot in soft-focus or with a camera lens that's been tongue-kissed -- and maybe groped within an inch of third base -- by a vat of Vaseline. Now, given that, it says a LOT that I am bored by Angie's outfit. With that kind of mental image, I SHOULD be graduating to fantasies of this fictional soap matriarch planning toxic revenge while pouring brandy out of a crystal decanter that then gets heaved at a nearby fireplace, or urging her to light some hate candles and burn down the country club. Instead I just kind of want her to reclaim her still-blooming youth and let Emma Samms** take care of the rest of this part.
** So, weirdly, it's a total coincidence that this post AND Jessica's Kerry Washington post both reference Emma Samms. Who knew she was so close to both our hearts? Apparently our occasional GFY Mind Meld currently is focused on Former General Hospital and Models Inc. Stars Who Briefly Served As Dodgy Dynasty Recasts And Have Also Appeared In A John Candy Movie. As such, we've decided to honor Emma Samms with her very own poll. Congratulations, Emma.
