I do not understand this.

Somehow Shenae Grimes here (for whom I have a visceral dislike, in part because I feel like her acting on 90210 is on par with the worst of my high school drama productions) has taken what I suspect is actually a delicate, interesting, highly demure dress -- albeit one with the world's poshest apron attached -- that we'd see on, say, Diane Kruger and not bat a lash, and made it... kinda sleezy looking. Like she's here to cook something up, and it's NOT a nice lasagne, or an apple pie. It's not even something more suggestive sounding, like, I don't know, bangers and mash. I feel like she'd swan up to you in this and be all, "Like my apron? I'm what's for dinner." Which can work in certain circumstances, obviously, and I applaud your brave use of said line in those circumstances, but... a fashion show probably shouldn't be one of them, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
Somehow Shenae Grimes here (for whom I have a visceral dislike, in part because I feel like her acting on 90210 is on par with the worst of my high school drama productions) has taken what I suspect is actually a delicate, interesting, highly demure dress -- albeit one with the world's poshest apron attached -- that we'd see on, say, Diane Kruger and not bat a lash, and made it... kinda sleezy looking. Like she's here to cook something up, and it's NOT a nice lasagne, or an apple pie. It's not even something more suggestive sounding, like, I don't know, bangers and mash. I feel like she'd swan up to you in this and be all, "Like my apron? I'm what's for dinner." Which can work in certain circumstances, obviously, and I applaud your brave use of said line in those circumstances, but... a fashion show probably shouldn't be one of them, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.




