When I saw Mena Suvari here photographed from the waist up, I thought, "Oh, Mena Suvari looks nice. I wonder what she's been up to." Then I saw the entire thing:
Oh. Girl. No. No. Noooo. A cropped jumpsuit is troubling enough, without adding...those shoes. Which might be fierce with something else (maybe. I don't want to rush to judgment), but here just look like the stretchy sandals my grandma wore when her bunions were acting up and she had to go somewhere quasi-fancy. (That loud noise you hear is my grandmother disputing said comparison to her computer screen. I suspect I am now out of the will.) This whole thing is a master class in How To Make Your Legs Look Really, Really Short: she's cut her bottom half up into like six pieces, each smaller and stumpier than the last. All anyone is going to look at all night is the section between the bottom of her knees and her toes, and last time I checked, anyone who has a tattoo right between her boobs is not interested in that kind of attention.
