File this away under, Things I Never Thought I Needed To Specify (a document I begin during a long-ago season of The Amazing Race, wherein we learned that one of the racers was dating someone whose mother still trimmed his toenails for him, at age 20-something. I wasn't aware that I had to add, "capable of cutting one's own toenails" to my list of man requirements, right behind, "alive" and "does not live in car"):
Just because you're attending a green-centric event, you are not REQUIRED to be growing some kind of plant material on your PERSON. Everybody, make a note!
Just because you're attending a green-centric event, you are not REQUIRED to be growing some kind of plant material on your PERSON. Everybody, make a note!
