So, this photo has forced my hand. I have something to tell you, dear readers. The rumors are true. We DO have an undercover gang of celebrity fuggers who report back to us about Hollywood sartorial misdoings -- things they've seen during late nights at the Chateau Marmont, people we need to keep an eye on because they've heard rumblings about potential downward spirals, gossip they've heard from their stylists. Obviously, during awards season, we're all on high alert. The GFY Celebrity Underground Gross Garment Squad (Celebrity UGGS, for short) is meeting twice a week. And sometimes, one of the UGGS is so overcome by his devotion to the cause that he breaks cover, and this happens:
Yes, Jesse McCartney is One of Us. (He originally wrote "Bleeding Love" about one of Courtney Love's outfits -- a little known fact.) He's very dedicated to the cause -- Intern George once found him weeping on the set of Summerland because Zac Efron refused to cut his bangs. Clearly, he's also one of our most kind-hearted UGGS, putting himself on the line to attempt to prevent this heinous crime:
Yes, Jesse McCartney is One of Us. (He originally wrote "Bleeding Love" about one of Courtney Love's outfits -- a little known fact.) He's very dedicated to the cause -- Intern George once found him weeping on the set of Summerland because Zac Efron refused to cut his bangs. Clearly, he's also one of our most kind-hearted UGGS, putting himself on the line to attempt to prevent this heinous crime:
P HILT: THAT'S A SHIRT. Go put on some pants before you give poor Jesse PTSD. We need him to be on top of things for the Oscars. God! What's wrong with you!?
