Another season of The Hills, another column in which we pick apart the trailer in an attempt at reality show prognostication:
"AUDRINA AND JUSTIN BOBBY:Swing on by NY Mag.com to watch the trailer and join us in making fun of Speidi. You know you'll miss them when they're gone. Eventually. Maybe. If that ever happens.
What They Want Us to Think: BUT WHERE IS JUSTIN BOBBY?
What's Really Going to Happen: Just because you can't see him doesn't mean he's not there. Justin Bobby is like a cockroach: The Hills could be hit with a nuclear bomb and he would crawl out of the rubble just in time to tell Audrina something that sounds really deep but is actually meaningless, and then convince her to take off her top."
