SJP: And what are YOU giggling at, Matthew?
MATTHEW BRODERICK: I'm just... hee... suddenly craving gumballs.
SJP: Very funny.
MATTHEW: Do you think your sister Glinda the Good Witch could conjure a few for me?
SJP: Ha ha...
MATTHEW: Or some Milk Duds?
SJP: Right, or how about some Junior Mints, I'm telling everyone my dress is a gentle "barely mint" color? I get it. You are SO hilarious.
MATTHEW: Look, I told you not to wear a giant boob shelf that had sprouted a tutu. You are not in a ballet called Silicone Valleys.
SJP: THESE ARE VERY REAL.
MATTHEW: Yeah, and you managed to make them look fake. That's quite an achievement.
SJP: Can it, Ferris.
MATTHEW: That reminds me -- just WAIT until you hear my stash of "cans" jokes.
SJP: Sigh.
