Fug Madness 2009, Sweet Sixteen continued: Bjork bracket

When I clicked on this link I assumed I would be voting for Madonna, then I saw the pic of Mischa wearing the Sev's clothing line. The hybrid fug that resulted was even more powerful than Madonna's thighs.

seems unfair to vote for madge...she has her own bracket fps!

seriously people, the woman is 103. she must stop to fugness and give skelator back his clothes

Mischa? Madge? Mischa? Madge? OMDG How do you choose one of these two over the other????? Bad eyeliner and wierd headbands, or head squashing legs and arms prominently on display due to lack of clothing??? HELP ME!!!!!

Madonna gets a pass from me because she's Madonna, for gripes sake.

Mischa is young, not very well known, and therefore should try to dress better and not dress so fugly.

Voting for Madge's pathetic desperation to be young again...

Why is Gristle not winning? Why, God, WHY?
Mischa is fug to be sure. But Madonna is fug in body and fashion. Mischa is somewhat attractive and still has her natural features (I think, I hope).
Madonna dresses like Oscar the Grouch's street walking granny who is overworked in body and face. She also believes in being pantless as much as possible when not working out like a WWE wrestler. For the love of all that is holy, let Gristle win.

I too thought Madonna would be a win for this ... but look at the makeup on Mischa in that first picture. That is so bad. That is just incompetent. And say what you like about Madonna, at least she knows what she's doing.

I was going to vote for Mischa, but the hideousness of that black outfit (and the awful fit in her personal regions) made Madonna a winner. Oh, the horror!

Wearing the carcass of Oscar the Grouch is not okay in my book. Madonna FTW.

And is Mischa really wearing something from Chloe's line? For reals?? Bleeeeck.

Come on, Madge ALWAYS reigns supreme!

Mischa, so young(ish) and unschooled in the knowledge of a waistline, where a waistline ought to be. So Cleopatra(ish) with the eyeliner. Dude -- are you totally stoked right now, is that why all the headbandy things? Uncool.

MADGE, you are a furious womanbot made from flesh and leather. Your rage is worn as a badge on your madgeness. But at least you make an attempt for things to fit.

BARTON: FTW

Respectfully submitted,
-Magno

Mischa. Oh my fugging god, that mom-pants monstrosity sealed the deal for me.

Madonna is fierce, but appropriating another fugger's fug to spice up your own fug is the height of OH HONEY NO.

I would vote for Madonna, but I'm afraid her legs and arms might kill me in my sleep if I do.

Captain Headband gets my vote!

I hear the reasons for Madge, but I'm still torn cause it seems like Mischa could be really, really cute, trendy, unfug if she just let someone help her. Oh I DON"T KNOW!!!!

Voting for Mischa here is kind of like getting a Chloe thrown in.

I can only think of maybe two things that I have seen Mischa EVER wear that I thought looked cute. She dresses like what a kindergartener would wear for dress up - consistently - which obviously means she thinks she looks great. I think I would even vote for Mischa over SWINTON, I hate her so much.

Plus - it's Madonna. Yeah, she's got the Skeletor thing going on, but it's freakin' Madonna. She created fierce.

"MADGE, you are a furious womanbot made from flesh and leather. Your rage is worn as a badge on your madgeness."

Magno, your words are delicious!

I kinda like a lot of Micha's stuff, she is young enough, tall enough and pretty enough to pull of things I don't think work on others. Those pants in pic 2 are horrible, but she's rockin the top and I like the outfit in pic 1 just not the headband.

Madonna's wacky outfits are stage costumes most of the time, she usually looks good on the red carpet...and I can't really blame her for wearing sweats two and from the gym or rehersal she's a 50-year-old mom...cut her some slack

I was going to vote for Madonna, but then I saw those mom-khakis and oh holy Moses, I was converted. WITH a Laura Ashley bustier, no less. And black fingernail polish? And gladiator sandals? What the fug?

I voted Mischa. She is consistently terrible. Always.

Mischa's headbands make me want to slap her with them, but ultimately, Madonna's desperate efforts at 'edge' win my vote.

Mischa wins this one.

i'm afraid madonna will injure me with those thighs a la famke janssen in goldeneye if i vote against her, but i really must go with mischa here. she needs a good reason to pull herself together and make a glorious comeback to a wednesday-night-on-the-CW show. yes?

ps mischa, love your floral bustier, but my mom needs her khaki pants back. thaaaaanks.

Yes, Mischa DOES get double points for wearing Chloe Sevigny's line.

Still gotta give it to Madonna, though. Stupid headbands and the like just can't compete with her level of scary.

Pantslessness: Meh. It's Madonna's shtick, and it's been adopted by wannabes like Xtina and Gaga, who don't pull it off nearly as well. Madonna mostly manages look intimidating and fascinating in her outfits.

Mischa, on the other hand, dresses like an insecure grade nine nerd girl who shops at Goodwill. And while I generally feel a lot of sympathy for fiscally and sartorially challenged grade nine nerd girls, I don't have as much sympathy for 30-something starlets who dress like them.

Madonna is NOT 22 and afforded fashion mistakes. Dress. your. age. A lot of other celebrities in Hollywood do it and look great. You? You are not your daughter. Enought said.

Mischa, ftw!

First of all, Madonna's fugness comes from looking freakish- the clothes are only midly fug. they'd be ok if they weren't transparent and/or lacking pants. But Mischa's had her fair share of pantsless outfits this year, so they are even there.

On the other hand, Mischa just plain wears ugly clothes. and doesn't even come close to pulling it off. It's just all fun. Though, that yellow strapless dress wouldn't have been half bad if it was several inches longer and not trying to escape from her boobs.

I had to go with Mischa because of what happened on January 27, 2009.

"MADGE, you are a furious womanbot made from flesh and leather."

Awesome monologue, but I think at this point, Our Lady of Kabbalah is made ENTIRELY of leather. Guy Ritchie and A-Roid can probably confirm this for me.

Mischa is heinous (and yes, I'm pretty sure that top IS from Sefugny's line for Fugening Fugemony), but Madge is SPECTACULAR.

And for all of Mischa's tragic fugging, I have not once had a nightmare about her headbands or anything she's put on display.

WAIT-has Mischguided actually folded up the hem on her pants over and over to make a square?*@!
What's to become of us. She gets my fug vote, hands and hems down.

Misha's eyes look just as crazed as Bjork's in that top photo...

I think that if Madonna moves around too much, we might get a sneak-peak of VAGINA. Maybe she and Lisa Rinna should be friends?

The bustier and khakis thing? Looks like Mischa works in the mall at Wet Seal in the morning... then, once she tosses on a polo shirt and blue vest, she's ready for the afternoon shift at Wal-mart. You see this kind of fug all day long. Yawn.

Madge, on the other hand, needs to let grandpappy out of the dungeon, ditch the dominatrix gear and do something interesting but age-appropriate. Maybe eating a little cheese now and then wouldn't hurt, either... Those arms look like they'd give you splinters.

The pictures alone made me vote for Madge. I'm not interested in getting any more up close and personal views of her Promised Land, or her scary Susan Powterian body.

The Oscar T. Grouch dress is out there, but at least her hair and make-up look good in that photo. For her age, Madonna really does look good.

Mischa, OTH, just looks so... Frumpy! Which is sad. What's up with attractive female celebs dressing so carelessly? Mischa needs to start TiVo-ing "What Not To Wear" and at least get the basics down.

Madge, because I'm so tired of her wearing outfits that show off how far she waxes her bits. Even if she were young, that would gross me out.

MADGE, you are a furious womanbot made from flesh and leather.
I misread this as "furious wombat". Awesome.

As I looked at the pics, i found myself saying 'but mischa is so pretty!!' And she is! Why, God, WHY does she insist on making herself so damn fugly???

I'm still chuckling that Madonna isn't even in the Madonna bracket.

Oh Mischa Barton. It's tragic that your trousers are the only thing that maintain your relevance. Keep up the good fug!

With a slight discount for not wearing the matching floral pants, I have to hand it to Mischa for perpetuating upon us the eye-searing glory that is the Opening Ceremony line.

The only person who deserves to win this whole thing MORE than the creator of said line is the fool who wears it. In public. With bad pants from the Gap.

Mischa because I can't stand her & Madonna kind of rocks, scary Carrot top muscles & plastic surgery aside. Misha: you are not hip or a trend setter. Wearing ugly clothes in public does not a job make. Perhaps look into finding some new projects? Or anything that doesn't require me to look at your raccoon eyes & headbands 24/7? Thanks!

Madonna.

Mischa is young. There is still time for her to learn. Madonna no longer has an excuse. I don't want to know how talented your bikini waxer is, lady.

I think what happens with Madonna is that she tries so hard to be cutting edge that she ruins it. I don't think she dresses inappropriately for her age, I just think think she had bad taste, lol.
But I gave my fug vote to Mischa. She just is always WTF?.

I think what happens with Madonna is that she tries so hard to be cutting edge that she ruins it. I don't think she dresses inappropriately for her age, I just think think she had bad taste, lol.
But I gave my fug vote to Mischa. She just is always WTF?.

Mischa HAS to get it because, unlike Madge, who is squeezing ever last drop out of her youth [along with, apparently, buckets of virgin's blood and small slivers of her immortal soul, and who is, let's face it, still is and always will be MADONNA]she is lovely and young and insanely thin, and therefore, her clothing is both a visual and moral affront to our society's obsession with lovely, youthful, thin beings. C'mon Mischa. Get it together, girl.

Also, I have the same birthday as Madonna. And "Like a Virgin" was my first cassette tape ever. Was Mischa even BORN then?

I feel like high-waisted, pleated pants should be universally known as NO ONE'S FRIEND and yet there they are out in public for all to see. I mean, seriously...

Madonna's just scary.

At first I wanted to vote for Madonna, but then I found out Mischa's wearing the Sev's line! It's a cross over fug!

I think I'm in love..

I tried to give Mischa credit for not wearing the matching Laura Ashley leggings from the Sev's line, but the mom-pants aren't a great improvement.

I'm afraid I'm another one who came with a Madonna-vote and left with Mischa-madness.

Madonna got me with the hairy green dress.

Yikes, there is a lot of "lady lump" visible in that picture of Madonna, and I'm not talking about T&A. *shudder* On the other hand, how much do I want those boots she's wearing? SOOOOOOOOOO--- MUCH!!!

Madonna fugs for a purpose. She fugs to make some noise, because she's MADONNA and she can be as fug as she likes.

Mischa, on the other hand, seems to be aiming for fashion-y avant garde and ending up fug instead. And she does not seem to get that. A fug done in the name of fashion is much more offensive than a fug-for-fug's sake, IMO. Barton FTW.

I voted for Mischa simply because she's always dressed badly. I can take Madonna's track suits. What else are you supposed to wear when you work out 14 hours a day? And the stuff she wears on stage isn't as bad as Juliette Lewis, Janet Jackson or Lady Gaga.

Urrgghhhh!!! I don't know! They are both hideous dressers. I guess I'll click Madonna (and run away from the computer really fast!)

Seriously, Mischa...

Pleated, tapered, ROLLED UP khakis.

Really.

Mischa wins in terms of overall fugly, but I just can't forget my complete distaste for Madonna. She's 50! She's lived through five whole decades, and even though she now looks more fit than I ever will (if a bit manly...), I feel like she should know better than to dress in leotards and constantly flash her crotch. It's not that I expect modesty from Madonna, but leotards? Those are fashion-forward? As Gob from Arrested Development would say, "Come on!!"

unfortunately i love mischa barton ... so i'm voting for madonna. to me, she could wear a potato sack and she'd still be amazing. sue me.

So as scared as I am of "Madge Vag" had to vote for Mischa "mom-khaki" Barton...I mean seriously...no pants are better than those!

madonna is just tasteless and hideous (of course, she looks pretty good for a seventy-year-old), but mischa pulls the rabbit out of her ass sometimes and comes up with some tremendously shocking ensembles -- mischa for the win!

I had to vote for Mischa because she is so consistently and hopelessly awful, whereas Madonna could pretty much fix everything simply by wearing pants, or even a skirt that is not see-through.

Madge, all the way. Mischa just seems young and clueless but Madge ought to know better at her advanced age. Ugh.

Yeah, the pics of Mischa are pretty damning, but Madge reigns as just overall, overexposed, over-aggressive fugness.

My mom owned Micha's Khakis in 1989. I owned the bodysuit in 1991 when just hitting puberty (thanks 90210 for ruining my middle school years).
Together they are a time capsule of Fug, and will be giving me night terrors about the time I was so in love with that David kid who I walked home from school with, but then he kissed the school skank Katie instead and it was so unfair and YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! So I'll be sending you that therapy bill Mischa.

Oh no: Madge vs SWINTON may not happen! "And Then There's Madge" is just too perfect.

Mischa. It's so important to encourage young, fresh blood. (And not the kind that La Madge so clearly bathes in, either.)

You had me at Mom Khaki's.

I was all set to vote for super thighs but nothing trumps those pants.

I love Madonna- that's why I'm voting for her. I know, I know, it's supposed to be a bad thing, but in 10 years no one will know who Mischa Barton is (they're already starting to forget), while Maddy is already in the history books as an icon. It just goes against every fiber of my being to vote for someone so forgettable. Madonna FTW!

The thing that sealed it for me is that Mischa has never, ever figured out what size she is. Her clothes are always the double-whammy of fugly and ill-fitting. At least Madonna has a basic understanding of her body, even if she clothes it in unfortunate garments.

this is the first time i've voted for madonna, and i decided to this time because, well, she scares me.

Madonna is going out of her way to "unintentionally" expose her crotch, at least Misha is covered (even if it is in makeup).

I feel like there could be a whole separate "Trying Too Hard" bracket. But then again I think most of the players would be the same. I've got Mischa coming out of top here, for ruthlessly squandering what nature hath given her.

I don't think that Mischa is so fug, I just don't want to see or think about Madonna anymore.

Yeah, but Madonna, you know, WORKS.

I voted for Mischa. Because, when I saw her in the mom pants and Chloe Sefugny top, I honestly thought, "I've never seen her look better." And it's TRUE. That's as good as I've ever seen her look -- and she's wearing rolled-up mom pants that are at least a size too big!!!

no no NO! It has to be the old lady NOT Mischa! The only person more "amazed" with herself than Gwynnie is Madge! Mischa is a boring little nothing. Madge is an enduring, always changing Fug of the highest oreder!

I almost voted for Mischa until I saw Madonna's "Oscar the grouch" outfit, which one might also dub her "unkempt lawn" outfit. Now I love the color green and therefore am not always objective when I see clothes of that hue. I'm much more inclined to be generous about them...but that dress was just plain hideous.

I almost voted for Mischa until I saw Madonna's "Oscar the grouch" outfit, which one might also dub her "unkempt lawn" outfit. Now I love the color green and therefore am not always objective when I see clothes of that hue. I'm much more inclined to be generous about them...but that dress was just plain hideous.

Mischa is silly, whimsically trivial. Fluffy & insubstantial. (Though I think she has a break-out dramatic role in her somewhere, so that could change. Remember Lawn Dogs? I am dead serious.) Madonna has become grotesque. Her muscles make my skin crawl. She now, after all these decades of flirting with fug, EMBODIES it. Ick.

Mischa's brown tights, headbands, stringy hair, and strange expressionless face drive me insane.

But Madonna is scary. Like lock up the virgins, she's out for their blood, scary. Can't you see her sprouting pale leathery bat wings? YIKES! Madonna is the FUG.

I would just like to thank all of you lovely people that voted for Mischa so that I no longer have to see pictures of Madonna and her crazy muscles/crotch in this competition.

that first picture of mischa scares me. those eyes!

Here's my take....Madonna dresses the way she does for ATTENTION and to stay relevant (or try to) but she does know how to dress fashionably. Mischa however, has no clue how to dress herself and I shudder to think she pays someone to dress her in the horrid getups and ridiculous headbands she wears!

ack! How could boring Mischa possibly be beating the crazyness of Madonna?

I had to vote for Madonna to voice my opinion against ANYONE who looks simultaneously like she could break my neck with any of those arm or leg muscles, yet also slightly emaciated and sickly. She look truly horrid 24/7 at this point. But it was quite the tough choice. But voting for Madonna doesn't mean that I condone Mischa's ten inches of eyeliner either. Geez, so much fug.

I'm sick to death of looking at Madge's bulgina.

My second grade teacher, Mrs. Lloyd, wore those Mischa pants almost every day.

Mrs. Lloyd used to slip little heart lollipops in our bags at Valentine's Day, so I guess my sentimental vote has to go to Mischa, by way of Mrs. Lloyd.

And also because Madonna (probably) can't find me. Eeek.

I simply cannot handle Madonna's limbs. Guh.

Those headbands of Mishca's give me bad flashbacks to my elementary years. All kinds of wrong!

Madonna is an icon and has given us some of the best songs for karaoke and dance parties. However, is that a reason to vote for her or against her?

I have to go with Mischa because -- what does she do besides wear fug, anyway? Madonna is clearly deep in the throes of a midlife crisis and really needs to ease up on the exercise and put on some weight. And accept the fact that, no matter what, she's never going to be 20 again.

But Mischa is 20 and gorgeous and has thrown her life away. Fug her.

Just read the comments -- Jen301 -- Gristle! You're killing me!

Okay, first, can I just say how much I adore Magno for always "respectfully submitting" posts? It makes me so happy.

What does NOT make me happy is front butt, in any form. Katy Perry had it when she was WEARING LEGGINGS, and now Mischa seems to intentionally be wearing front butt pants. It's not acceptable. It just isn't.

For me, anyone who is iconic enough to have their own bracket, can not by definition be fug. Mischa on the other hand has committed many many fashion crimes against humanity, mostly whilst wearing headbands. Mischa for the win!

I'm so confused over how head-band lady is out fugging crypt keeper hands... what a cold cruel world we live in.

Pleated pants and raccoon eyes for the win! You can be sure the sesame street dress won't assault your eyes when you're at the grocery store but pleated pants...are everywhere

Pleated pants and raccoon eyes for the win!

Uhhh, so tough. I have really mixed feelings about both of them. I'll go with Mischa 'cause she's really pretty but she still can't seem to get the clothes right. Madonna... well at least she isn't some lame starlet that won't even appear in movies anymore. I don't wanna beat her for having a lot of muscle, if that's what works for her. I don't like her facial plastic surgery lately though, in the Britney Spears documentary she looked a bit like a hamster

Words cannot describe my disdain for either of these two. I'm just tired of Madonna. She's in the public eye a lot more than I care to stand. And Mischa. Ugh. I don't understand what some people see in her. I don't find her terribly pretty and she almost always wears the ugliest things ever created. Even things I find cute on other people seem horribly frumpy on her. As if that wasn't enough, she has an accessories line. That I cannot condone, so she ultimately got my vote. As someone else said in one of the earlier brackets, she got my hate fug vote.

Mischa, Mischa, Mischa... Mischa, Mischa, Mischa... Mischa, Mischa, Mischa...

If you say it enough you will go mad.

I just can't face looking at Madonna's crotch one second longer. Shit has been in my face since my roommate bought that SEX book when we were freshmen in college. Put. It. Away.

If there was only a picture of Mischa's BEHIND, instead of front end, in those hideous diaper pants, she would have this thing cold. As it is, the mere mental imagery of the backside of those pants has earned my vote.

PLEASE please please change the picture for the Bjork Bracket! Everytime I see it I jump slightly from fright.

MADONNA! I would love to see a match between the weirdest fuglifts in a long time: Madonna "the Catwoman" and Lisa "Cindy Lou Who" Rhinna. Someone should inform them that it is a fashion nono to refit your face.

Madonna is truly frightening - no, she really really scares me - but it isn't only the clothes. Mischa's clothes are frightening by themselves, therefore she gets my vote.

Madonna has her own bracket, people. That has to MEAN something.

Really? I thought Madonna would face the SWINTON!

I wish we actually got to punch these ballots. Because I'd be punching the fug out of Mischa. Madonna is Madonna- old and set in her ways. Mischa used to be dressed cute on The OC (yeah, I watched it, but I'm still in my 20's, so piss off) so she actually knows what could look good on her. Plus her 'tude is the bitch cherry on the fugcake. It's just like the idiot alterna-kids that I went to art school with who would intentionally wear the fuggest stuff to deliberately look bad. Hey Chachis (Mischa, pay attention)- if all of you are dressed-to-kill-mylastdamnnerve, then you're not really being unique! Take your wannabe ass to the Gap and spare us the haughy couture!

I thought Madonna's freaky arms (and her devotion to displaying them at all times, like Seinfeld's "bad naked" moments) had won my vote, but then I saw that voting for Mischa is as close as I can now get for voting for my personal Queen of Fug, Sevigny.

Madonna is a LEGEND so she can wear whatever she wants. Mischa is just sadly misguided and wearing ridiculous apparel for attention, which earns my vote.

I am thoroughly ashamed that I glanced at MBart and KNEW she had on clothes from the Sev's line. Must go hang my head in shame.

The misappropriation of American Apparel and a barrelful of eyeliner vs a woman that seems oblivious of the fact that there is something called "growing old gracefully". Also, serious groin cleavage in the above photo. Not good.

This is tough.

The headbands did it for me. Remember when La Barton was a "fashion icon" back in The O.C. days? What the heck happened? She gets my vote. I've got to hand it to Madonna. I never thought she'd last this long.

Micha gets my vote for looking almost as old as Madonna and she's what? Twenty-two years old? And already so joyless. Maybe she has moments of mirth, but it doesn't photograph.

Madonna is Madonna! What's Mischa's excuse?

Mischa always reminds me of Bambi, but on acid. I think she just edges this one because of those truly terrible trousers. And also a little bit because her name is actually a boy's name. It's always annoyed me.

To whoever accused Madonna of stealing Skelator's clothes - GENIUS.

Ack, I'm so confused. It looks like everyone is more or less voting for who the grosser fug is (Mischa) instead of for the bigger personality, who they'd like to face the SWINTON (Madonna), as I did. I guess that's how it's supposed to be, but I could not bring myself to vote for M. Barton, she is such a LOSER.

But, hey, I guess I'll look at it as- if Mischa didn't wear ugly clothes there would be no reason for her to be in public anymore ever, as she hasn't had a job in forever. Madonna has more work than she even needs at this point, so I guess she can afford to throw Mischa a bone on this one.

Say what you will about Madonna's fug, at least it FITS. Barton moves forward, and Madonna gets a consolation baby from Malawi. I'M KIDDING!

Magno speaks much truth.

Did no one mention that not only is Misha wearing the headband she stole from Hair, her mom pants are rolled up at the bottom! Rolled up! Did I mention they're rolled up!

I had some of those godawful leaf appliques once, they were glued to a velvet cushion. I was 10.
Go AWAY, Mischa.

Oh poor poor Mischa, it's like she's TRYING to remember what the stylist put on her on The O.C. but considering it's been so very long that she had a stable job it is, apparently, an impossible task. Madonna should know that no matter how much Yoga-lates you do there are just sometimes when you nearing the mature side of things and should release you're fug accordingly. Look, at SWINTON for inspiration!

At least Madonna's outfit is a stage outfit.
Mischa, there's no excuse.

Yeah, what Jepha said. That first pic of Mischa scared the SWINTON out of me. Honey, please, ease up on the eyeliner. You're not a linebacker, m'kay?

Misha's Cleopatra eyeliner did me in.

My nine-year-old niece is helping me tonight since the decisions are too difficult for me.
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That's hideous.
It's like 60s.
Oh my gosh.
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whispering: the second one

I admit-- I *crave* Madge's boots. I'd rather be chewed to death by fleas than wear anything ever worn by Misch. Wait-- that's how her clothes make her look...

Mischa dresses like she has reverse anorexia. Like instead of being stick-skinny and thinking she's fat, she's got a normal amount of flaws but thinks she is so ethereally perfect that she can literally wear whatever crazy thing she can think of and seem avant garde instead of just plain old crazy. I think they could name a real diagnosis after her delusion- Mischa nervosa, maybe? Those nude/beige leggings were more disgusting than the stuff you see on old women in the middle of the night at the Wal-Mart buying cigs or bullets or whatever you could possibly need so badly that you would leave your home wearing house slippers, a stained t-shirt, and faux-denim pants with elastic waistbands.

I read the Mischa comment as "double pants"- HA! I have to vote for her because I can't look at Madonna long enough to see if she's worthy.

Mischa's pant cuffs upset me. She borrowed someone's ugly pants and then couldn't hem them? I'm sure they are really good quality ugly pants. They may even come back into style one day. But I don't want to see that day. Madonna would at least hem her pants. She'd have someone in her purse ready to do it at a moment's notice.

I don't know what I'd do if Mischa didn't win this one, she has been SO fug this year. A real contender. Her whole body, the cellulite then the anorexia, the horrible hair, the dopey head bands (and this is all before she wears anything) are PURE fug.

She has no style.

This was a hard choice, but I ended up going with Mischa because most of Madonna's outfits are costumes and not meant for real life...and sorry, those pants just put me over the edge. Ewww!

Two words: Brown. Leggings. Madonna is actually TRYING to create her image, Mischa just letting hers go.

Gaaah! I've been trying so hard throughout Fug Madness not to vote based on any one picture, and then you guys had to go and break my spirit by posting that picture of Madonna. Look how much of her crotch you can see in that picture! Ugh... I'm physically repulsed by that. It looks like her leotard is about to bunch all the way over to the side and give everyone a good view of something NO ONE WANTS TO SEE! (Except some guy named Jesus who is probably just in it for the media attention anyway.)

Madonna (or at least Madonna's crotch) gets my vote here.

This is Madonna we're talking about here, people! She has always always always been an over the top-ly dressed performer. Key word: performer. Her entire life is a show...if my life were a show, I'd exaggerate it with obscene, racy, and possibly ugly clothing. Why not? I can get away with it! Mischa, on the other hand, has absolutely NO excuse for looking as wretched as she does...even the coke addiction doesn't excuse it. I can be on drugs and still dress myself/look at myself logically in the mirror. Looks like rehab didn't even do the trick...she's totally hopeless.

i don't even know what mischa does really. at least madonna works and sure, she scares me, but she does have a bangin' body for someone as old as she is. and that picture makes me laugh everytime, whhhhheeeeeeee!

Ah, I love these comments. The "furious womanbot," the person who thought it said "furious wombat" (oh that made me LOL for a long time), the person thanking the Mischa-voters so they don't have to see Madonna's muscles/crotch anymore, Madonna getting a "consolation baby from Malawi" (!!!), and finally "Madonna would at least hem her pants. She'd have someone in her purse ready to do it at a moment's notice."

<3

I voted for Mischa because she has quite the body of fug-work this year. Like, I went to both their archives and Mischa's for the year carries over to the next page, and ALL OF IT IS TERRIBLE. Madge is crazy, yes, and needs to stop inflicting the sight of her muscles/other exposed flesh on people, but she only had a few fug outfits this year.

Now I know who Mischa Barton reminds me of--she looks like Juliette Lewis' jealous little sister! Man, I hope those two end up facing off.

I just read the Fugsha Bartfug archives and the the 20 variations of her moniker may be her secret weapon. I'm not sure if I prefer "Bartfug" or "Barfug" more because "Barfug" could sound like "BARF ug." I noticed that she had a preference for a certain pair of granny shoes that are as omnipresent as Lindsay Lohan's leggings. Anywho, she may be the DARK HORSE of this competition...When SWINTON's chapka pic starts tearing at the seams, Fugsha's resources will still inexhaustible.

i can't stand madonna- in any incarnation. though i gotta say those boots are pretty hot.
still, the woman has reviled me since the eighties, when even though i liked her petticoats, rosaries, and bustiers, i still couldn't stand HER and thought she was a sleazy, talentless hack. kind of like katy perry. this will be KP in 25 years, god forbid!
mischa is fug for sure, but i can't vote against half a lifetime of disgust.

It's getting tougher and tougher, people.

"bulgina," absolutely brilliant. And yet, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I voted for Madonna because she has NO shame, not a bit. Mischa, well, what is she doing these days besides providing fodder for the Fug Universe?

So Fug Girls, are you compiling all these comments for your next book? 'Cuz I could read them over and over.

Oddly enough, "Who's that girl?" was on tv last night— odder still, I watched it.

Mischa... you make me sad.

Jesus, who told these girls that those ridiculous headbands looked good? Not good in the 80's, not good now. At least Madonna is Madonna. Mischa is just redonkulous. Mischa, ftw.

I can't even begin to compare the two! Madonna is MAdonna and Mischa is......? She does wear those crazy eyes well!:)
Also, someone needs to burn those headbands. WTF

No contest. For someone so skinny, Mischa has the uncanny ability of putting together outfits that make her look like a pear. A pear wearing a headband. Unforgivable.

Mischa or Madge but Madge is Vadge and need I say more? For how much longer will she be shoving her vadge in our faces?
Madge = Vadge = Fug Suprème

No contest - because Madge is at least wearing stage gear - so she has an excuse, Mischa on the other hand...

Oh Mischa No. Every time. Seriously - THOSE KHAKIS! I gasped... Why and how and where? Seriously, at least get them tailored to be form-fitting, or I dunno - nothing can save them. I really wish she would go away. I really wonder - does Mischa think she looks good? I have wondered for years and it scares me...

Mischa is just sad and misguided. I think my mom had those khakis circa 1992. Besides, isn't wearing hideousness and kind of rocking what it means to be Madonna? She could make an Elmo scarf to go with her Oscar dress and I would still be afraid not to worship her.

I always vote for real life fug over stage fug. Fug is allowed on stage (to a certain extent) wearing fug out of your house is unacceptable.