(1) AUBREY O'DAY vs. (16) ESTELLE
Considering that British performer Estelle broke into the U.S. by singing a duet with Kanye West, it should be no surprise that she favors dramatic attire. But even Kanye looks like he's taken aback at the marvel that is this dress:
Kanye WOULD appreciate a dress shaped like an elaborate vase. Imagine all the things one could do with hip flaps like that. Pierce your enemies! Stuff them and use them as coasters! Flap them and achieve liftoff! All of which I think she and Kanye should've worked into the performance.
And Estelle doesn't stop there. Who could forget the time she dressed like one of SWINTON's footmen? Or her aluminum sack? Good times, Estelle. Based on these strong showings, we expect big things from you in the coming years.
But is this sampling enough to compete against this person?
[Photo: Splash News]
It's like she WANTS a nip-slip. She is BEGGING for one. She is about two seconds away from reaching in and pulling out that thing just so she can show it to you. She is trying to be Tara Reid ON PURPOSE. WHO DOES THAT?
Indeed, Aubrey has had quite a 2008-09. Her entire two-page archive, except for the last entry, is from the eligibility period for this year's tournament, and it's full of eye-cramping gems of fuggery. She is like the other side of the SWINTON coin: low-fashion and cluelessly crazy, as opposed to expensively, deliciously, SURELY knowingly mad for the fug.
Although maybe her obsession with shin guards is purely practical. I'm sure plenty of dog-lovers walk up and kick her in the leg for subjecting that poor puppy to scrunchies. And hair dye. And costumes. And her company.
So, poke around our archives, the Interwebs (we don't always feature EVERYTHING on offer), and the recesses of your own hearts, and declare a victor in this fight.
(8) PHOEBE PRICE vs. (9) KIM KARDASHIAN
Last season during Fug Madness, we completely forgot Kim Kardashian existed. That was such a nice, peaceful time. We were better people for it. But now she's unavoidable, like people bitching about the new Facebook, or Katy Perry's face. And admittedly, it IS formidable to compete against this:
With gold talons and those lethal weapons on her shoulders, Kim here could be staring in an adaptation of Antony and Cleopatra set sometime in the third millennium. Actually, I wish she'd worn that jacket with Estelle's vase dress. Everyone around her would need Band-Aids just to get her autograph.
In addition to hopping on the shoulder-pad bandwagon -- which, if rather empty at the moment, is probably at least rather cushy -- Kim has also displayed a complete inability to edit the number of trends on her body at one time, and made the colossal mistake of putting this on and then NOT shrieking, ripping it over her head, and throwing it into the corner while trembling with alarm at what just transpired. And those are just a few of her crimes.
If anyone can face off against those sins with pride, though, it's this woman:
"Moi?" she is asking, coyly. Yes, toi, you nutbar. You put a symbolic black hole over your crotch. Who does that? Oh, wait, I know who: THIS PERSON. She is so crazy, so over the top, that photos of her seem to bleach our brains: You'll note we fugged the same pair of leggings on her twice, without realizing the second time that we'd seen them on her before. Yes, Phoebe Price's clothes actually give us amnesia. We kind of wish Kim's would do that; instead, she gives us headaches.
(5) MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL vs. (12) LISA RINNA
Maggie had a rough summer. That neon orange thing she wore on her Dark Knight press tour seared our retinas and the satiny jumpsuit broke our spirits, but the one I keep forgetting about -- and which elicits gasps of horror from me STILL every time I come upon it again -- is this little fugget (fug nugget):
AAAH. See, I did it again. Her head is a Desperately Seeking Susan remake waiting to happen, and the rest of her just wants to have a lemonade on the lanai with Bea Arthur.
Lisa Rinna is in exactly the same situation -- she would love to have a lemonade on the lanai with Bea Arthur, if you replace "Bea Arthur" with "America" and "lanai" with "labia":
Fine, fine -- you can see she's got flesh-colored knickers under there, but the fact remains, she was fully prepared to leave the house and walk around in a dress that promised a crotch flash or ten, and in fact appears to have worn exactly the right panties to make sure people stared at it and wondered whether they were watching a free porno film unspool before their very eyes. It's just plain creepy.
(4) SARAH JESSICA PARKER vs. (13) ASHTON KUTCHER
This about says it all:
In fact, I can even cover it in a haiku:
Ashton Kutcher is
An attractive dude hell-bent
On looking scruffy.
SJP, girlfriend,
Plants are for pots, not headgear.
Get a freaking grip.
Of, course, there's more to see --you can look here for Ashton and here for Sarah Jessica and her bionic boobs. Then scroll down to damn one of them.
This is fun, but we all know it's going to come down to SWINTON vs. Bai Ling.
It was across the board, no contest, on every one until I got to Kutcher v. Parker. However, it's her willful "I am a fashion icon" attitude that pushed her over the edge for me.
Not in that hat Carrie.
Please let's leave the famewhores (those who look like hookers on the streets) out of fugmadness this year. Give the ones who truly think they look good, but amaze us with their choices a chance. Go for Estelle over Aubrey O'Day.
oh, come on! what has phoebe price ever done to you? yeah, she's fug and desperate for attention but at least she doesn't have a reality show... actually i don't think she's on tv at all.
plus i've never heard her pretend to be interesting or talented in interviews. now that i think about it... has she ever been interviewed?
give her a break, at least she's not annoying like the other one.
So hard to decide on MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL vs. LISA RINNA. But Lisa is the worst, because of her crotchtacular outfits!
urgh Abrey O'Day was the biggest piece of trash when we went to school together and she's staying true to her ways. Can her 15 minutes please be up already?
This was a hard bracket; so many deserving fugsters!
Estelle's outfits were certainly not of this world, but Ms. O'Day's were just U G L Y, and in bad taste.
Kim Kardashian is another purveyor of bad taste, but honestly, going up against the Pricemonster? That's really tough. Very few can take on the Pricemonster and win.
And while Maggie certainly made some bad choices over the past year, at least she never attempted to blind us with her private parts like Ms. Rinna.
Regarding the Ashton/SJP bracket: Okay, Ashton can be a little scruffy, and a little weird sometimes, but nobody tries too hard like SJP, and that's her main crime - trying too hard, and then denying that she's all that interested in fashion.
Camel-toe boots! Maybe one of the fuggest moments in recent memory. Had to vote for SJP on that alone!
Estelle v. Aubrey made my boobs hurt. It was hands-down an Aubrey win - but why must women squish their goods so harshly? Ow. Stop it. Ow.
This is my favourite time of year! Not only am I a huge basketball fan but a huge fan of the Fug girls!
I don't care if these people are famous or not, I am voting for the fugliest of the fug. May the fugliest fugger win!
i went sailing through until SJP vs. ashton. neither one of them offends my eyes the way that bai ling or aubrey o'day do.
Tilda Swinton doesn't belong here at all. She's classy ugly, self-aware ugly, deliberate ugly--and I mean her clothes, not her face, which is lovely.
I just don't like seeing her categorized with the Lisa Rinnas and the Aubrey O'Days of the world. It's a whole different story.
Ugh. Aubrey O'Day got my vote for her horrible, tacky, witless "clothing" "line." (I don't know if that was even during this year's eligibility period, but it was so timelessly awful it should count regardless.)
Most these were clear cases of "well, at least THAT ONE tries... I will, however, never forgive Ms. O'Day for her line of "_____ Make My Panties Drop" briefs/t-shirts/low-self-esteemwear.
And for the notable exception of Tries-TOO-Hard Parker, scrolling through her Hits of 2008 is like looking at a pictorial of a series of aneurysms.
It was easy for me to pick Lisa over Maggie and it's not just her outfits but her spectacularly over the top face!! Her red carpet appearance for the Oscar was enough to seal her fate imo. Bring on Bai Ling!
Okay, my picks in this bracket:
Aubrey vs. Estelle: I had to go for Estelle, simply because insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. And wearing pointed shit on your hips (I yearn for the days when I did not know the definition of "peplum," or...whatever the hell that is), is just more heinous than looking like the low-rent version of Lauren Conrad.
Pheebs vs. Kim: I apologize to all who are tired of seeing P-Squared, but she wins in a squeaker. Kim is heinous, diabolical, and vapid, but...
1) She eats.
2) Even though she AW's, she's at least SOMEWHAT more subtle about it than she of Scarlett May Blossom's Diary.
3) In full disclosure, I think my mom might have owned that jacket in the '80's. And perhaps those talons.
4) IT'S PHOEBE FREAKING PRICE. Anything Kim can do, Pheebs can do worse. And probably skankier in the process.
Maggie vs. Lisa: Lisa, definitely. GIRL, WE GET IT. YOU HAVE A VAGINA. REALLY, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL - I'VE SEEN QUITE A FEW IN MY TIME. Also, the leopard-print phase. (Was that this year's eligibility period?)
Ashton vs SJP: Barring any horse jokes (which I myself think are tired and played-out), being grody (unless you're Joaquin Phoenix) just doesn't out-fug the infamous camel-toe shoes. I thought it was horrible when it appeared below the belt - apparently, it's even worse in stereo below the ankles. SJP it is.
Apparently, I'm in the majority for everyone but choosing Estelle. Shame. I was in it for the upset a la Leggings vs. Peldon last year.
Also, in the interest of disclosure: The first three letters of my captcha are SPJ. ALMOST, little captcha. Almost.
(1) AUBREY O'DAY vs. (16) ESTELLE
Whilst Estelle may need a better stylist or at least an honest friend, that slut Aubrey trots her business around like she's on the runway, when in fact, the only people she's impressing are soccer players, hobos and Paris.
(8) PHOEBE PRICE vs. (9) KIM KARDASHIAN
Yes, Kim is a talentless waste of time with zero fashion sense - but nothing beats the lunacy of Phoebe's dress in the dark fashion theory. She's far more worthy of the fug crown than any of the Kardashians.
(5) MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL vs. (12) LISA RINNA
Maggie's quirky style borders on charming, whereas Lisa Rinna's faux pas is just an embarrassment. Dress your age and keep your womanly bits to yourself for crying out loud.
(4) SJP vs. (13) ASHTON KUTCHER
I've never had more WTF? moments than whenever I pop onto this website and see SJP parading around in yet another stupid outfit. Ashton? He's just a dude and can't help it.
I couldn't start voting until I decided on a guiding principal.
I've decided that a fashion mess is never as fuggy as a fashion victim. Trying too hard will always be fuglier than not trying hard enough.
But Alas! I am in the minority...I voted for Kim Kardashian and the world seems to think that Pheobe Price takes the fug cake.
SJP gets my vote on the basis of her camel-toed boots alone. I think I like the plant pot more than those boots.
Sometimes fugs just hurt my eyes. SJP, come on now, you may have gotten away with a bird in your hair for the movie, but in real life? Tame it down, lady. However, I fully agree with it all coming down the SWINTON and Bai. Fug Madness makes my life better.
Oh dear God no, not that Lisa Rinna picture again. I feel so dirty, but every time I see that thing I have to put my nose up against the screen to see if I can't validate the presence of flesh-colored panties. I'm still not sure, but I do need a shower.
Anyway, she wins that one hands down. Ain't no satin jumpsuit in the world fugly enough to beat that much crotch cleavage.
O'Day all the way!
Estelle vs. Aubrey O'Day = not even a contest! That poor dog must have nightmares every night & no 20-something girl should ever have a complexion that scary. (Although both should be tried for crimes against breasts I feel uncomfortable just looking at them)
Phoebe Price vs. Kim Kardasian (I think I spelled her name wrong, but really-who cares?): Phoebe all the way. Girl might be a sad attention seeking famewhore but she makes Kim look like a completely sane and functioning member of society (which is pretty impressive actually)
Maggie G. vs. Lisa Rinna: Maggie's caftan is HIDEOUS but she's still kind of fun and kooky (a la SWINTON) and I actually kind of like the orange number while Lisa is just gross. She has officially made me appreciate the leopard print, flesh colored panties or no. So frightening.
and finally,
SJP vs. Ashton Kutcher: Who doesn't love a bow tie? Ashton is still so cute he can make anything work so I had to go for SJP. I had totally forgotten about the "devil hoof" shoes so I had to vote for her based on those alone. *shudder*
happy voting everyone! =)
The choice between Kim Kardashian & Phoebe Price felt like one of those trick questions on those standardized tests. Both choices seemed right, so I just had to randamly fill in one of the bubbles.
I had to throw Kim some love. See, Phoebe has a reason, she needs the attention. Kim, on the other hand, don't need another lick of attention, so she's fucking with us.
And Aubrey wins hands down for the veiny constrained boobs. Horrifying.
While Aubrey is annoying and makes me want to smack her, Estelle is just flat out wrong wrong wrong!!! A few more appearences, and she is headed straight for the top of the fug charts. No only does she have the tacky boob display going on, theres also the "I'm a queen invader from another planet" dress thing. Its not slutty so much, as like shes trying to turn herself into a piece of modern art. And failing...
Seriously, Lisa Rinna should have been arrested for indecent exposure in that dress. While I think Estelle will be masterfully fug in years to come, Aubrey wins out by sheer skankiness alone.
Lisa Rinna over Maggie Gyllenhaal?! There's a difference between being a wannabe hooker and being completely Mad Hatter wackadoodle. My fug vote goes to the crazy. It's so much more entertaining. Viva Gyllenhaal!
I had to go for Estelle. We only have a few examples of Estelle's fugitude, but WOW! She was consistently wore some seriously whacked-out-clothing. If she keeps up this level of effort she could be in serious contention with SWINTON in 2010. Aubrey has a larger body of work, so to speak, but it's just so trashy and obvious that I don't think she really wants to win this.
Eventhough I nominated Lisa Rinna for this thing, pitting her against Maggie Gyllenhaal was tough. It actually gave me pause because Maggie's sense of style is really bad. But ultimately I had to go with Lisa Rinna just because her jacked up face makes pretty much anything she wears look a little crazy. And that's without her trying to go for crazy, which she does.
Wow - a tough bracket so early on!
Estelle is barely silly compared to Crazy O'Day!
Kardashian is merely tasteless where Phoebe Price is desperate and tasteless (FTW!)
Rinna. Oh dear, I hope when I get middle-age crazy that I have the sense to wear panties and occasionally pass on the leopard print.
SJP is a Fashion Icon™ where poor Ashton just looks sloppy and kind of dirty most of the time. (And not sexy dirty, get out the lye soap dirty.)
Bring on THE SWINTON!
Fug Madness is always so much fun even though I am old and have no idea who some of these people are. *shakes fist at them to get of my lawn*
It's really Aubrey's insistence on making her dog a matchy-matchy accessory to whatever insane outfit she has on that launches her into the fugosphere.
Sorry Estelle, but until you're carrying around a Pomeranian wearing a bedazzled shocking blue space-age diaper/hankerchief, you're no match for Ms. O'Day.
Aubrey will go all the way! (How many times has that been said about her?)
I feel like with Sarah Jessica, Estelle, and to a degree Maggie G, the fug is performance. There's an effort to be striking and interesting, and even when it doesn't work, I can't really fault it. Price, Kardashian, Aubrey, etc, are just opportunists wearing whatever they can snag from hospitality tents, tables and baskets. It's fug, but they don't care because it gets them on red carpets. Yuck.
Not even a hesitation. None.
How can Aubrey be beating Estelle in this contest of Fug? Aubrey is a wanna be Phoebe Price and shouldn't win anything besides a certificate reminding her of her (soon to be) very needed mammogram. Estelle on the other hand, has taken fugly clothes and made them into an art. How many of you would be brave enough to wear those garments?
my take on the brackets:
(1) AUBREY O'DAY vs. (16) ESTELLE
dear estelle: nice try sweetie but you can't outfug this hot mess. better luck next year.
(8) PHOEBE PRICE vs. (9) KIM KARDASHIAN
p squared definitely. i've seen kim in some cute stuff (mostly gym workout clothes, but whatevs), however every time i see ms. price in photos, she is wearing something beyond hideous.
(5) MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL vs. (12) LISA RINNA
maggie = funky/quirky. lisa = slutty. slutty is more fugly than quirky in my book.
(4) SJP vs. (13) ASHTON KUTCHER
oh please, sjp should win this one easy. camel toe shoes AND a potted plant as a hat in one year? 'nuff said.
Look, I know she's winning, but I just have to point out that SJP's most heinous crime is not front and center here. The hoof-boots. HOOF-BOOTS. CLOVEN HOOF-BOOTS OF SATAN.
Man, the more I think about the HOOF-BOOTS, the more I'm wondering if Aubrey O'Day's overripe melons and Herpes!Barbie ensembles are too mundane to stand up to fug of that magnitude. I may need to re-think my bracket.
OMG, my eyes may never recover from that psuedo-Disney-TACT-stick Ariel thingy that Aubrey was "wearing".
P Squared wins on the ass-with-torn-tights alone. Y'all, my boss DID walk up behind me and say, "That? Is a hot hot mess."
Lisa vs. Maggie - kind of a yawn-er, but Maggie was bizarre whereas Lisa is just boring and desperate. Maggie has such potential...and she's definitely going into the Juliette Lewis area with her wackatude.
As for Ashton vs. SJP, I voted for SJP due to the cloven hoof boots. Oh, and I am so sick of her BOOBS. Yes, we see them! That, and she looks like she's trying too hard, whereas Ashtom just seems to like hats.
Soo excited to get this started! And I agree Swinton is making it to the end. I have her duking it out with Miss Courtney Love. They both dress so crazy but Swinton is totally editorial crazy and C.Love is just, well, crazy!
I had to vote for Kim Kardashian just because she worked as a STYLIST for a while before she became ummm dare I say "infamous!" I wouldn't trust my image to someone who wears talons on their fingernails....would you?
I actually love and embrace SJP's crazy hat. It's everything else about her that I just can't get on board with.
o'day
price
gyllenhaal
sjp
i wanted to vote for estelle, but the sheer volume of o'day's fugly appearances won out; i did a search on estelle & couldn't come up w/ half as much. i hate giving price the attention, but COME ON. gyllenhaal 'cause she's so puzzlingly hopeless; at least rinna is trying to look good. sjp 'cause she's in our faces w/ how "fashionable" she is - gross.
I've got SWINTON making it almost to the end, but getting knocked out by Chloe Sevigny. SWINTON at least looks clean and well-maintained all the time. Chloe often looks like she carries the scent of last week's patchouli bath bomb.
As for this round, it was no-brainers for me straight down the line. Aubrey, Phoebe, Lisa, and SJP (the boob shelf at the latest award show sealed the deal).
Ditto what Elise said at 9:51am. Those are all my votes, too!
Yeah to FUG MADNESS! So much freakin' fun!
And thanks for letting us comment. Even more fun!
I was just about to say that I actually feel like SJP's hat will be nostalgic in a few years. Like Bjork's crazy swan dress. That said, she still trumps Aston. He's just lazy. She's actually trying.
I would like to add that I actually loved the fug nugget on Maggie, as well as the jumpsuit. It feels like art to me, seriously. I would totally hang both of them in my living room, preferably in between the giant book shelf and my lovely ficus. I would!
And here's my take:
(1) AUBREY O'DAY vs. (16) ESTELLE
They both are fug, but O'Day wins hands down due to her extreme fuggery (and that pink dog, dammit).
(8) PHOEBE PRICE vs. (9) KIM KARDASHIAN
P squared gets this one. So many offenses in one year. Plus, I kind of have to hand it to Kim for not starving herself to death when people call her fat.
(5) MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL vs. (12) LISA RINNA
I know I'm treading some unpopular waters here, but I voted Maggie, because she has the potential to be so classy and cute, but she doesn't use it at all and usually shows up wearing something that resembles a sack. She's smart enough to know better. Lisa Rinna is definitely trashy, but she might not know better.
(4) SJP vs. (13) ASHTON KUTCHER
Oh please, SJP has been annoying the hell out of me for years, and this one was no exception. She always acts like she's being soooo fashionable, when in reality she's usually wearing something that matches in absolutely no way and has a weird hat to go along with it. Plus, who can forget the camel toe boots? God, those were horrid.
I WANT TO STEAL AUBREY O'DAY'S DOG!!
It's so cute...poor little thing. It looks so hopeless and defeated :(
Estelle can't even come close to the fuggery O'Day displays. And that poor little dog? Dios Mio!
Phoebe Price is a fug famewhore but Kim K. is just a complete fugging whore. Advantage - Kim (because she is everywhere with her brand of fug). I see that I am in the minority here though.
Rinna wins over Maggie G. for the crime of using her almost bare crotch as a fashion accessory.
SJP FTW because she gets it right more than wrong but when she gets it wrong...
Kutcher is just plain boring. He can't bring the fug like Parker can and high fashion fug, no less. Go SJP
In my mind Estelle gets a pass for now as the, shall we say, exuberant clothes that hip-hop stars wear for performances and public appearances are part of the gig. We wouldn't fug the Hamburgler for wearing his cape and mask unless he was wearing it to pick up his drycleaning. On the other hand, I'm pretty sure Aubrey O'Day cryovacks her boobs into a baggie and slaps a scrunchie on her pup before heading out for her thrice-daily visit to mystic tan.
And don't get me started on Lisa Rinna.
I see the point of the people saying leave the fame-whores (Aubrey, Pheobe) out of it bc they're not even that famous anyways, we don't have to see their squawking faces on tv all that often, etc etc...but you do have to remember this is a FASHION website! right? As hard as it may be with someone like Kim Kardashian, you have to TRY to leave PERSONALITY out of it and judge them on their FASHION choices only! And it looks to me like most people are... :-)
Re Aubrey vs. Estelle - At least Estelle is classy. This is why Aubrey takes the cake!
I think Lady Gaga might give Bai Ling a tough time this year.
I love Fug Madness SO MUCH.
The only hard choice for me was SJP v. Kutcher. I had to go with Kutcher...he always looks unshowered :(
O'Day all the way, I'm sick of seeing her veiny boobs hanging out, and that face! Frightening.
Phoebe Price over Kim Kardashian.
Mutton-dressed-as lamb Rinna over Maggie G.
SJP over Ashton because of the camel toe boots alone.
I voted Maggie over Lisa because Lisa is always dressed like a streetwalker in tacky leopard print but Maggie switches up the fug. I have to recognize someone who is constantly pushing the boundaries of what is fug.
(1) AUBREY O'DAY vs. (16) ESTELLE
Although Estelle fugs with far more style, I ended up reluctantly voting for Aubrey because she sears my retinas. And dyes her dog in pastels.
(8) PHOEBE PRICE vs. (9) KIM KARDASHIAN
Have to go with Phoebe of the Asscheeks over Talon Kim. It's no coincidence that Phoebe is the moon goddess, is it?
(5) MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL vs. (12) LISA RINNA
This was tough, Maggie's body of work vs. Lisa's body. Had to go with Mags...one public gynecological exam does not beat a whole season of fuggery for me.
(4) SJP vs. (13) ASHTON KUTCHER
Camel-toe boots. SJP would win on that alone.
Aubrey: aaaugh.
It's all about the dog. Interspecies fuggery without consent - now that's fug.
anyone who insists on throwing their lady parts in my face gets an instant vote of fug. oi. where are their mothers?
ugh. aubrey, A DOG IS NOT AN ACCESSORY!
and neither are shin guards for that matter.
I have to say, I'm surprised to see Aubrey O'Day whipping Estelle. I mean, O'Day's main offense is nip-slippage, while Estelle is clearly batshit insane.
That said, they both tend to go for the pressed peaches look, don't they? Ladies, let your girls run free! Not bra-less, mind, but no need to squeeze 'em till they pop.
I'm pleased to see that the other matchups are progressing along more rational lines.
Estelle is going to have to do a lot more to make me think she's even dipping a toe into the fug pool. As it is, I think she's a lovely lady who makes interesting fashion choices.
COME ON PEOPLE! SJP cannot be more fug than Ashton Kutcher - that is just plain wrong!!! I demand a recount ;-)
hmmm I had to go with a couple of underdogs (no dog jokes intended) with Estelle and Kardashian... The former because I secretly adore that vase dress and it's absurdity (she has a bright fugture that girl).
The latter because (can't believe i'm writing this) at least Kardashian has a job... sort of. And while she was amusing for a while i can no longer bring myself to acknowledge phoebe price's existince. She's not quirky enough to be funny anymore.
On the other hand it was Rinna and SJP hands down.
SJP vs. Ashton: The hooved boots she wore this year clinched my vote.
Estelle is wearing straight-off-the-runway Dolce & Gabbana. That there does not deserve fug. That deserves respect.
The Rinna-Gyllenhall face-off is tough, TOUGH! But in the final analysis, I decided that Lisa's teasing with the va-jay-jay was just too easy. I'm going with Maggie's bat-shit crazy at a low-boil. It's not as in-your-face, but as the fable goes, "slow and steady wins the race."
The cloven boots also threw me over the edge for SJP too...
Gyllenhaal is getting whipped by Rinna, and I maintain that Gyllenhaal would have a *sizeable* lead if you guys had made the fur vest dress her showcase piece.
This is the best part of my day, without a doubt.
In response to PATIPAZ's comment: "oh, come on! what has phoebe price ever done to you?... i've never heard her pretend to be interesting or talented in interviews. now that i think about it... has she ever been interviewed?...give her a break, at least she's not annoying like the other one."
Phoebe has been featured on TMZ a few times, and famously gave an interview after being turned away from the Chanel store opening on Robertson in which she screamed that the PR girls would all be FIRED for not granting her entry and how it was DISRESPECTFUL and don't they KNOW they can't TREAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT... except for, Phoebe wasn't invited. So she thought she could get in on her own recognizance. Ergo, I think she is pretty damn annoying.
The only thing that was a little difficult about Phoebe Price vs Kim Kardashian was whether enough of P-squared's crimes against eyeballs occurred in the past year. If this was like last year's Fug Madness, a career-retrospective kind of idea, it would have taken exactly 0 seconds to decide.
As it is, it took about 2.
Once again,
too easy! Plus on principle both kardshian are price are despicable fame whores so I wish they would not get even a blip anywhere to feed their fugly lifestyles.
Lets all pause and remember that kardshain is where she is because of a video, not talent.
UGH!
I did not even have to think until i got to SJP and Kutcher.
I agree with:
"Please let's leave the famewhores (those who look like hookers on the streets) out of fugmadness this year. Give the ones who truly think they look good, but amaze us with their choices a chance. Go for Estelle over Aubrey O'Day."
SJP will forever be branded in my head as one of Satan's Fashion Minions thanks to those cloven hoof boots you featured a while back. *shudders* Just...no.
Yes, Molly (Comment #1) is right! Still it's fun to FUG. :)
Again, I must cry out "UNFAIR!" How can anyone choose between two such talentless attention whores as Kardashian and Price? I had to go with Price only because Kardashian has actually worked but I get the distinct feeling that Kardashian was only hired because of who she's related to.
Seriously. It tore my heart out to say, essentially: 'You know, all things considered, Kardashian ain't that bad."
I feel dirty.
Maggie has done some truly fug things, but nearly exposing me to her labia is what did Lisa Rinna in.
SJP, just for the attention-whore hat she came up with for the movie premiere. (My favorite faux Fug dialogue last year was the photo of the S&tC gals on the red carpet -- laughed for days on that one, thank you!) Yah, I know, the hat is a riff on her ever-present flower. Riiiiiiight...
I can't believe SJP is losing/winning (as in she is more fugtastic)... her highs balance her lows, while Aston's has middles and lows.
I know that Phoebe Price is much fugler than KK, but I just can't bring myself to vote for her. I refuse to feed her attention wh---ing addiction.
Hooves, people. The woman wore hooves. On purpose.
There is no contest.
Oh man. Aubrey vs. Estelle was officially the most difficult choice I've had to make today.
So much bracing fuggery to start the day! I held my nose and dove in:
I can actually imagine Estelle changing up her fugus operandi at some point and outfitting herself in a classic wardrobe of understated elegance. Seriously. Reinvention, that kind of thing. As it is, she reminds me of the most interstellar days of '70s funk goddesses, LaBelle. And that ain't TOO bad. Aubrey, on the other hand, is just, how the kids say, GRODY. (But wait till we get to Lady GaGa -- makes O'Day look like Grace Kelly.)
I've seen one photo of Kardashian where she was dressed OK. That's never happened with The Phoeb. She wins.
When I look at Maggie being wacky, I'm all "Huh. That Maggie. The wackness." When I see Lisa Rinna I want to take my eyeballs out and leave them in a cleansing solution overnight. No contest.
SJP hit her fashion peak during Square Pegs. All downhill from there. The boobage doesn't help. And the Cloven Ones must be burned atop a sacrificial pyre. After seeing them here, those freaking shoes showed up in one of my nightmares. (But I still loves ya, Fug Girls!)
Had to vote for Aubrey O'Day because Mr. Snuggles makes me so, so sad.
Had to vote for Maggie Gyllenhall because girl needs to look into bras.
Had to vote for SJP just because of the hat.
Aubrey O'day....didn't Diddy teach you anything? She should make it into the finals just because her fugness broke up Danity Kane
:(
I find myself constantly wondering which is the fuglier: crossing the line of crazy-fug knowingly or unknowingly.
I appreciate going all out, and I love SWINTON. Although you and I would not be caught dead in her outfits, you know she does it on purpose and does not care what you think about her because she knows she is awesome and maybe fug but so what? Is it crazy? Yes. Does she still look sort of fierce and confident and in-control? Yes. Is that fugly? Well...yes? At least her version of crazy is awe-inspiring and she knows what she is doing.
Then there are the SJPs of the world who have some vague notion of fashion and an appreciation of the daring but don't have any idea how to execute it to effectively inspire awe. While SWINTON pushes it to the edge of crazy but is confident enough to not fall off, SJP does not even realize that hooved boots have pushed her off that ledge. Hooves and flowerpot hats are pure, look-at-me-I'm-desperately-interesting!, unflattering, fugly crazy.
Similarly, Estelle can wear an elaborate cobalt vase and, in my eyes, be just at the edge of crazy but *almost* awe-inspiring (she's no SWINTON), while Aubrey, honey, put them away. Nipples and shin-guards are not fashion. They're pure fug.
AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH. TOE BOOTS!! I was uncertain how my vote would go until I was reminded of the cloven-hooved toe boots. SJP has to win this round.
My eyes are literally watering right now. No, seriously, I need a tissue. That was PAINFUL. Overwhelming fug.
I voted for the images that caught the most tear drops.
Anyone sporting giant fake plastic-surgery-nightmare boobs will win the fug-down for me, every time.
Aubrey O'Day freaks me out. Seriously. I mean, i've heard of dye-to-match shoes, but NEVER dye-to-match puppies. Poor thing!
Lisa Rinna, oh my secret love for her is turning into a burning hate everytime i see her on TV.
I can't give PSquared any more attention this year, so Kardashian it is.
OK, on to SJP. I swear to god, I can't fathom what that woman is wearing half the time, even though it's often lovely in a way, there's just no way it can be considered normal wear. I wonder if she actually thinks she IS Carrie Bradshaw??
I'll never forgive SJP for the giant flower fashion she unleashed upon us. Or the chill of horror I felt whenever I saw something particularly hideous on SATC, thinking, "what if I start seeing this everywhere this summer?" Never. And she's still the queen of fugly because she actually wants us to look at her and think she looks great in those clothes/shoes. SJP it is!
I has this doll when I was little called "Baby Feels So Real". She had soft, rubbery skin and she was full of a clay-like substance. If you pressed your finger into her arm, for example, it would leave an indentation for a few seconds. I'm pretty sure that if I were to touch Lisa Rinna's face it would feel just like that doll.
I agree with fellow fugfan JD -- leave the famewhores out of it. They'll just go out and try to get on the map via fugginess. Isn't true fug when you really mean fab but you get fug all the way?
Anyway, Ashton Kutcher is just so cute. I'm pretty much Demi Moore's age, and I wouldn't mind me some of that (don't tell my husband... although he gets suspicious when we play Coast Guard Diver and drowning yacht owner).
AUBREY VS. ESTELLE: Estelle isn't really that bad. O'Day? Where do I begin. Girl, if I wanted to see nipples I'd take off my bra and stare at my own, thanks. And if 2 people can escape from Alcatraz, how come no one can help that poor poor pooch escape from Aubrey O'Day? And can it become a Kurt Russell movie?
PHOEBE VS. KIM: Phoebe wins in a close one. She's starting to look all "crypt-keeper" in the face, too.
MAGGIE HOWEVER YOU SAY HER LAST NAME VS. LISA: Another squeaker, by Rinna wins. Lisa, please see the Aubrey O'Day nipple comment, and apply it to your vagina. AND STOP MESSING WITH YOUR FACE!
SJP VS. ASHTON: Ashton, you are lucky that you stopped wearing those silly trucker hats. And the fact that the woman who will beat you actually wore the Boots of Beezlebub. SJP FTW.
Estelle is rockin' the crazy, whereas Aubrey O'Day is going straight-out tacky. It was a toss-up...until I recalled all the doggie ensembles. That poor, poor dog.
I'm skipping Kardashian and Price because neither of them deserve our attention.
You know why I chose Aubrey and Phoebe? Because they honestly, truly believe that the heinous outfits they're wearing are AWESOME! You can see it on their faces in every photo. You just know that they woke up that day and spent an hour rummaging through their closets (or root cellars, who knows where people in Bizarro World actually keep their clothing? Wherever it is, it's ill-lit) carefully selecting each layer and accessory. How sad that it's always for naught.
I voted for Maggie, just because every time I see a photo of her, I invariably groan, "Oh, MAGGIE!" It's like a stab in the heart every time, because I just KNOW she could do better. Tsk, tsk.
And I had to hand it to SJP. Sure, Ashton often dresses in what seems to be Forrest Gump's idea of formalwear, but SJP... two words: CLOVEN SHOES.
I'm glad at least a few other people shared my feeling over perplexedness over Phoebe Price vs. Kim Kardashian. They're both so...aaaaggghhh. I agree with the Fug Girls; I desperately want to forget Kim but she just won't go away.
I'm in the minority here, but I voted for Estelle, Kim Kardashian and Maggie Gyllenhaal for the same reason. I think they truly have awful taste whereas I think that Aubrey O'Day, Phoebe Price, and Lisa Rinna dress badly on purpose. They do it for the publicity and I don't want to give them any more attention than they've already received. :o
Sarah Jessica Parker! Didn't you learn ANYTHING from the infamous Sex in the City episode with Buger and the scrunchy? ...No?! Allow me to refresh your memory by quoting him now:
"Nice HAT."
Lord.
I'm torn on Aubrey O'Day, Phoebe Price and Lisa Rinna. Their fuggery is so cheap, trashy and low-brow that I DO NOT WANT them to advance any further and continue to burn mine eyes.
However, their fuggery is so cheap, trashy and low-brow that I can't help but vote for them.
I take heart that they are all in one bracket, and will face off early with their exposed lady bits, mammary glands and butt flaps.
Aubrey O'Day...oh.to the.hell.no. I want to put a t-shirt on her (preferably not see through) and sign her up for self-esteem classes. And interesting match up would be either phoebe price and Bai orrrr....Phoebe Price and SWINTON. Now, typically I love SJP and I'm totally not in love with Ashton Kutcher playing the part of grizzly adams. But SJP had to take this bracket...for the horrendous camel toe shoes alone. And oh Lisa Rinna...I do not want to see your lady parts any..more.
To the first person who commented: Remember Solange. Remember Solange.
god, I forgot to put on safety glasses before clicking....
My Fugs:
A.O'D - cuz she makes me want to.
PP - aka Perpetual Pimp
Lisa "I can see your Russia from my house" Rinna
and
SJP - I knew it was you. You broke my heart. *aggressive kiss on cheek as befits a godfather*
another shocker in kardashian. besides that sitting pretty...or should i say fugly
love fug madness!
Wo. The Kardashian/PP was the tough one for me. TOUGH. I mean, Kardashian's stuff is good, very good. But...it's PHOEBE PRICE. She's Fug Incarnate, to the depths of her (what we must for lack of a better word call) soul, second only to Bai Ling.
But I agree with the first commenter: it's going to come down to Bai Ling and SWINTON.
My money's on the challenger. They both have a flare of personality, a glee in their fuggery. It's brilliance, and nothing less.
(1) AUBREY O'DAY vs. (16) ESTELLE
Aubrey, hands down. Estelle is wack but she's interesting, where Aubrey is just...skanking it for attention. And dogs as accessories is fug whether you dye them or not. (Granted, my dog phobia may be speaking here, but still. Ew.)
(8) PHOEBE PRICE vs. (9) KIM KARDASHIAN
Phoebe, because I find her so laughable. She's SO desparate for attention! And she's a fellow redhead so I secretly find her just a little charming and I want her to go far this year. Kim, however, I wish we could just kind of forget she exists.
(5) MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL vs. (12) LISA RINNA
Maggie is going for artsy and I actually liked the orange dress and she's a lovely woman. Lisa Rinna is just loud and annoying and, again, skanky. (I ditto the above who said that slutty outfugs anything else, every time.)
(4) SJP vs. (13) ASHTON KUTCHER
Honestly, I don't really feel like men even belong in this competition, because the fugliest manfug is never as bad as mild to moderate girlfug. So I voted SJP. (Also, I want her to get further in the contest.) And even if you had put Ashton up against another dude (maybe next year all the dudes should be in a single bracket?) I wouldn't have voted for him. Most of the time when he wears something wack, I find it funny and cute. He's just trying to stand out in a world telling him that the only option is a suit.
Ashton had no business vying with SJP. She got my vote, and I haven't even seen the hoof boots yet.
Lisa and Phoebe- who could deny their mutual prostitutional fugnosity?
Aubrey over Estelle: Your dog is not a g-d accessory!
Phoebe over Kim: YOUR BARE ASS IS NOT A G-D ACCESSORY!
Maggie over Lisa: Because I sort of love Maggie's crazy fug, but Lisa is just boring most of the time.
(Although, I would like to point out that no, I could NOT see that she was wearing flesh-colored knickers under her precariously placed crotch drapery! It's pretty sad that I was ultimately able - after a lot of "What? NO WAY" etc. - to believe she was letting her business hang out in the breeze like that.)
SJP over Ashton: Because Mr. Demi Moore has actually improved *a lot* from his days of Punk'd! and an entire wardrobe of Van Dutch. (Von? Van? I can't remember.)
Every time I see Aubrey O'Day I mistake her for Jenna Jameson. Sadly, I'm pretty sure that would make her happy.
More haikus please.
SWINTON is above competing. She knows her own style at all times, and doesn't belong anywhere near a Phoebe Price. At most her silhouette can grace the annual statuette, but she's unworthy of fug-mockery. If SWINTON can't be placed in a pantheon of her own, then there should be 2 distinct categories: 1. Artistic Risk Takers and 2. The Clueless.
I love Estelle's triangle dress. She's so damn quirky!
I'm pulling for Lisa Rinna to make it to the final. I cringe every time I see her!
As much as I do not want to see any more pictures of her, I'm pulling for Lisa Rinna to make it to the final. Total fug!
Aubrey O'Day = wtf everytime. Save Mr. Snuggles!
Had to go with Phoebe over Kim because she is one of the mainstays of GFY (probably because most of us have never seen her outside of this site). I know there's the argument that we should ignore her so she'll go away, but guess what...she's not going away. Ever. She'll still be claiming her mid-seed spot in Fug Madness 2030, and we'll all still be here shuddering at her futuristic spandex and tackiness.
I actually voted for Maggie because of an extreme case of dressing40yearsolderitis...but that was before I remembered Lisa's lips of doom at the Oscars...oh well
SJP = CLOVEN HOOVES OF EVIL, obviously
It was an easy round for me as well until the last bracket of Ashton and SJP, but that had, damn girl!
Two other things:
1. Thanks for opening up comments, I hope no one screws it up
2.SWINTON vs. Solange would make my year
Let's face it: Phoebe Price is everything any of us ever wanted from a fame whore. She obviously works as hard as anyone in Hollywood for her fifteen minutes, dammit, and I'm happy to give 'em to her.
It's funny, in some brackets I find myself voting for the person I like more. In this one, I found myself voting for the person I hated more. I know we're supposed to judge strictly on the clothes, but for me the fugliness of an outfit is inextricable from the way I feel about the person wearing it. I was especially torn between Estelle and (shudder) Aubrey O'Day, because on the one hand I would love to see Estelle advance (she's like a petite SWINTON sometimes!), but Aubrey's fug is just so overwhelming--fug of the soul as well as the wardrobe.
(5) MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL vs. (12) LISA RINNA was totes hard! I love Maggie Gyllenhall, but I truly felt pained when viewing some of her choices in fashion this year. However, anyone who blatantly displays a bare bikini area wins fug every time.
I don't care for this bracket. Swinton will win! But Aubrey was an obvious win, no questions asked.
As much as I TREASURE Solange's insanity and would love to see her up against SWINTON, I'm praying that Posh will topple LaLing and be the one to climb out of the Madonna bracket - That said, the Solange/Posh Round 3 slugfest will be BEAUTIFUL!
I voted for Aubrey O'Day and Lisa Rinna in their respective battles, but...not really. I think I actually just voted for Aubrey's nipples and Lisa's crotch.
Aww, poor Estelle. She's absolutely no compitition for Aubrey O'day. Aubrey would eat her alive just to wear that awful, boob-killing dress herself.
Maggie Gyllenhaal is the new Sev. It's bad she's losing to Lisa Rinna (who??)
But really, I'm just waiting for the SWINTON to come around. She is AWESOME.
A Cher Bracket Haiku
Hmm Aubrey O'Day
Her accessories are just
Puppies and nipples
Dear Aubrey,
Accessories should be color coordinated to go with your outfit. Dogs are not accesories, and therefore, don't need to be color coordinated to your dress . Please stop.
Sincerely,
Humanity
Don't make me choose between Maggie Gyllenhal and Lisa Rinna! Not THIS soon!
An attempt to create a voting philosophy ...
When I was in high school, I wore a lot of vintage clothes to school. And I'm sure some of them were not actually that flattering. But I was trying to do something -- I had a vision -- a plan -- I thought that clothes with structure and form might be more interesting than tshirts and ripped up jeans.
So... that's my theme for this year's contest. I'm going to be gentle on those who are going to a great deal of effort to create a "look," even if that look is blinding to the viewer and constricting to the boobs. And I will bring hella hellfire down upon those who dress in random, slutty rags that turn into a peep show with the slightest breeze. Who are probably the daughters of those gals in high school who wore shiny Danskin Lycra leotards as a "shirt," come to think of it.
Can it be that I'm the first to toss out this old chestnut? Surely I missed someone saying it. Or perhaps everyone felt it was so true, it really didn't need to be said:
In a battle between Kim Kardashian and Phoebe Price, children, NObody really wins.
Is 2009 destined to be remembered as the year Phoebe's bare behind vanquished Kardashian's squishy bust only to have to duke it out with Lisa Rinna's crotch?
That mental image will cost me in therapy.
Of course Aubrey is going to win. Any girl who goes through that much trouble to look like a dollar store version of Jenna Jameson is destined for Fug Greatness.
I had to vote for SJP on the basis of those awful hoofed boots. That's enough to take her far, far into this competition.
I couldn't bring myself to vote of P. Price. She makes my head hurt and the less I see/think of her, the better off I am.
Oh dear, between Aubrey's escaping boobs, Lisa's vagina monologue and Phoebe's general exhibitionism, I'm feeling nauseous. Perhaps this whole lot (except for SJP and AK) should have been in a biofuglogical category.
Can't wait to weed out the trash from the talent. Forward, fug!
I love reading the comments on this. I thought that, out of this group, the hardest one was actually SJP v. Ashton, because, on the one hand (foot?), we have...the HOOVES.
On the other, however, we have Ashton, who is actually completely adorable, in my opinion, but yet destroys it by never bothering to clean himself up at all and wearing strange-ass ensembles. Which, like, I remember being totally into that dirty-and-pretty-sensitive-guy-who-plays-the-bass-guitar-and-doesn't-have-a-job....in college. Not so much when we live in the land of adulthood.
Wow, Aubrey O'Day's boobs are truly disgusting. Do you think there's even anyone out there who can look at them and get pleasure instead of feeling disgusted and vaguely sick?
I've got two words for Aubrey O'Day: facial expressions.
Lisa,
You cannot show your cha cha in public.
ohmygad. kardashian vs price? that one was HARD.
im pretty sure it's just gonna end up being aubrey vs SWINTON in the end. I CAN HARDLY WAIT.
I have to say I'm so over Phoebe Price. If you could just start putting a black square over her face when you post her pics, that would be awesome. For some reason the sight of her plastic looking face and fish lips really gets under my skin. She clearly dresses like a freak for the attention, and, frankly, she's not interesting enough to warrant it.
SWINTON is going to wipe the floor with these amateurs. She is beyond fug, beyond fashion. She is destined to be the Queen of All Fug.
Go TEAM SWINTON!!!!!
I only have one thing to say:
SWINTON FTW!
Phoebe looks like she peed herself. If she doesn't win it's a shame.
Aubrey over Estelle: I'm sorry, but I just HAD to go with Aubrey O'Day on this one. With Estelle...she's new and her fugliness tends to be more dramatic and evident, like she *knows* that what she puts on her body is insane and it's part of her image. O'Day on the other hand...She takes Fug up to a new level with her blatant showcasing of the girls...WHEREVER SHE GOES. I have a strong image of her just making a quick milk-and-bread stop at the local Publix in a bustier and lucite stripper heels. Plus, what she does to that poor dog is borderline animal cruelty. The ASPCA should intervene for cruel and unusual fur-dying.
Kim over Phoebe: *sigh* This was a tough one; both are inherently irrelevant lens-lovers who will do virtually anything to get photographed. They both dress crazy, that's no doubt. But with Phoebe, it seems like she is trying WAY too hard to be overly fugly so that the tabs may print her picture...because no one in real life (as opposed to reel life) would ever go around looking that purposefully insane. Yet Kim tries to be high-fashion and fails...miserably. And at least Kim has a reality show, what does Phoebe do? Just strut around LA in crazy clothes for a living.
Lisa over Maggie: Yeah ok, Maggie Gyllenhaal has made quite a few fashion faux pas in the past, but...LISA RINNA OHMYGOD! Did you SEE her at the Oscars? She had more frost in her hair than N*Sync went through in a month. And THE LIPS, I swear they have a mind of their own. And I'm not going to even get into her crotch-airing SAG Awards...thing. My retnas still haven't recovered.
SJP over Ashton: Ok, Mr. Demi may purposely make himself look like he belongs on Tool Academy but Sarah Jessica Parker once grew a plant on her head. And wore a giant pink bow. And had a boob-shelf. Ths woman's supposed to be a fashion icon? For who? My mother's flower garden? She would certainly be the best dressed weed on the block, if that's the case.
Re: SJP
OK, yes, the hooves, the flowerpot. Etc. But don't ever, ever forget: STILTS TO THE OSCARS. My God. And why for? To wear a wedding cake. Stilts.
But who, darlings, is the next Cher? Estelle, the future Queen.
Is it me, or does Phoebe Price look like a red headed version of the alien dressed as a woman in Mars Attacks?
Re: Kimmie
She does. That's both frightening and hilarious at the same time.
Between SJP's hat and that foul 80s-throwback that is on Price's head, I had some sort of weird fashion-related seizure which has left me unable to face the world. I may spend the rest of the day (which I admit is waning) in my bed, curled into a ball, trying to forget.
The shin guards! The shin guards! What if some girl sees Aubrey and thinks these hideous, embiggening, em-stumpifying blots on the fashion landscape somehow acceptable? Will no one think of the children?
As for Estelle--there's a chance you could put your drink on one hip and your hors d'oevre plate on the other, leaving your hands free for the evening. You could do shadow puppets.
As for Lisa Rinna...I'm with the commenter who said that picture just makes me feel dirty. There has never been any time in my life when I haven't looked at Rinna and wished desperately that she could undo whatever she's done to her mouth. Because without that huge thing, she's kind of got a squinting cougar thing going on that I could approve of as I generally like cougars.
But not when don't seem to be wearing any pants.
Maggie is a lamb, I would never vote against her let alone fug her, she's an indie darling! Rinna is a trashbag and symbolises everything that is wrong in life, everything!
So, does anyone else remember Aubrey O'Day at some runway show walking around the place in a see-through TURQUOISE LACE monstrosity? I don't know if that was this year or last, and it wasn't in her archive, but that alone makes her Fug Queen for LIFE imho.
Rinna could win the whole competition on just that one dress
whew, that was a lot of work. aubrey o'day is horrid. I predict swinton as well. so fun, thanks for the diversion.
In what world do you not vote for Phony Price over Kim Kardash???? Did you she that (PP)??!!! I need to know who you people are because I'm perplexed!!! I voted for Rina too, she is just all types of wrong!
Am I the only who thinks Ashton is lookin fine in the picture? LOL
I am happy with all the results except for Ashton vs. Carrie. She has made some good choices to go with the bad ones, and it's nice to take a risk once in a while. Ashton is pure fug.
I think more man fugs would be appropriate, given the crimes against faces being committed by Jared Leto and Robert Downey Jr.
Aubrey O' Day was once someone's little girl. Imagine that. Be horrified as I am. As her parents surely would be/are. And vote for her, because only tough love is going to get her cover her ass up!
As much as I want to shut down P-squared early in the tourney, I have to admit that Kim K. has a friggen ROCKIN' bod, and my jealousy endears her to me in some sick and twisted way. Hence, Price got my vote.
Lisa Rinna is just nasty. Wasn't she on DOOL once upon a time? I seem to recall her being less foul then. Hm, oh well.
Finally, methinks SJP is just trying way too hard as of late, even harder than Asston. Heeehee, yeah, I said Asston. Anyhoo, her fug is way supreme to his. I mean, the cloven hoof boots sealed it for her, didn't they?
Oh, and as a side note: click on the photo of Phoebe Price to enlarge it and check out her arms! She's totally HAIRY!! Like, Chewbacca hairy!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww!
There really needs to be a separate fame-whore category, 'cause I had to vote for Rinna, because all her clothing is so Fredricks of Hollywood, and doesn't the woman own a boutique! She is a fashion disaster. But then there's Maggie, who is always making "strange" fashion choices, which could be inching their way to Swinton heights. I had to go with Rinna, she's just a fugly mess, from all angles, and we've seen 'em all.
Is that a green flower on SJP's head?
Lisa Rinna scares me.
Someone get me som ey salve... I have overdosed on looking at womens bossoms being squeezed like Colgate toothpaste!!! And just when I thought my eyes could take no more, Lisa Rinna made them burn out of their sockets by displaying her nether parts!!!!
JESUS, OH, JESUS!
Aubrey
Kim
Lisa
SJP
Fug girls, you owe me BIG TIME for forcing all that silicone on me!
Phoebe Price, sans maquillage, actually has a very pretty face. She looks like a hot soccer mom. Shame she subscribes to the school of less modesty is more photo ops.
(1) AUBREY O'DAY vs. (16) ESTELLE
Aubrey EASY, because Estelle just picks A fugly dress, AO'D goes so much further, fugly accessories, fake bake, dog AND boobs. Girl puts in effort.
(8) PHOEBE PRICE vs. (9) KIM KARDASHIAN
While I don't actually think KK is all that awful I had to pick her because I'd really really like if the whole world pretended that other one didn't exist
(5) MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL vs. (12) LISA RINNA
Maggie is at least interesting and often looks pretty good (oddly it seems to happen more often when I see her in paparazzi pics rather than when she's frocked up for the red carpet) Rinna is 100% fug. For me realising she has exact skin shade knickers on makes it WORSE, she knew EXACTLY how much that spilt was gonna gape. Eeuuww
(4) SJP vs. (13) ASHTON KUTCHER
SJP, most men can't truly fug I reckon (with some honorable exceptions) Ashton is just scruffy, but every single thing I have EVER seen SJP wear (on or off carpet) is hideous. The camel toe boots would be enough for her to win Fug Madness outright - for the rest of eternity
I am so excited for Estelle in next year's lineup. I think she can reach, like Solange levels of crazy, like a perfect middle ground between Sasha Fierce and I'm-not-just-Beyoncé's-Sister.
Next year, she might take my votes. But with each lineup, I had to go "GOD, at least one of these two is trying to play to trends, and that's what Fashion is about a little bit."
Meanwhile, I totally agree that toxic PATRICIAFIELDSYNDROME has infected darling Sarah Jessica Parker...or maybe she kept dressing crazier to get Matt's attention. And then he cheated. Take a note, Carrie, less is more.
SJP in those cloven hoof boots automatically puts her in at least the final four. (http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/02/scrolldown_fug_sarah_jessica_p.html)
This was the toughest bracket by far!!! Lisa vs Maggie & Phoebe vs. Kim? I mean COME ON??!! They are ALL winners! This is far too difficult. They are top rated competitors here... Goodness I was torn but Lisa & Phoebe reign SUPREME. I mean seriously!
Alex's comment sums it up: Phoebe's bare behind vanquished Kardashian's squishy bust only to have to duke it out with Lisa Rinna's crotch.
Perfect!
I daringly tried to see the nude undies on Lisa Rinna. I'm sorry, I just don't see them. SCARY!!!!!!!!!
My boyfriend took one look at Kim Kardashian and said "Her last name is KARDASHIAN, for god's sake! She sounds like a freaking Klingon! She's ALLOWED to dress like that!"
LOVE the haikus! :P
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