(4) JOAQUIN PHOENIX vs. (5) VICTORIA "POSH" BECKHAM
So, here's my question: Do you think Reese Witherspoon looks at Joaquin Phoenix today and thinks, "Damn, that dude was completely method-smitten with me while we shot Walk The Line. I could have tapped that. I TOTALLY dodged a bullet there"?
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Because really, whether he's faking it or not, who among us saw THAT coming? He's turned into the love child of a Bee Gee and Bruce Vilanch.
However, JQ here might have stumbled upon a solution to his appearance problems:
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Perfect: Lazier than a razor and scissors, but more viewer friendly than his facial hair. Plus it might help blot out any unpleasant odors. I think the tourist back there is about to lose her mind from wondering whether this vagrant strolling through the casino is in fact a Unabomber fanboy.
Speaking of going incognito:
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Nice try, Posh, but you can't hide. Even your attempts at subtlety are totally un-subtle.
Actually, I prefer her when she's being her most creative. From whipping out boots with no heels to sporting back fur to see-through bed jackets, Victoria Beckham is many things, but unwashed and dull and depressing are not among them.
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I mean, only Posh would wear a skirt that is itself wearing a mini-skirt. She is a treasure.
(1) SOLANGE vs. (8) JESSICA SIMPSON
BEYONCE: Hi there, Solange. How are you?
SOLANGE: How do you THINK I am? I'm wearing a caftan.
BEYONCE: Why on Earth would you do that?
SOLANGE: Because I'm with you, fool. When I'm with you I only get to wear unflattering muu-muus. Why ELSE would I go out alone wearing this? Or this? Or, sweet God, THIS? And why would I ever have done THIS to myself?
SOLANGE: My eyebrows are GREY, Beyonce. I PAINTED THEM GREY. WHY WOULD I DO THAT IF I WERE NOT DESPERATE TO BREAK OUT OF BEING YOUR BORING SIDEKICK? WHY? WHAT POSSIBLE REASON IS THERE?
BEYONCE: That is tragic. It's really too bad that I'm so successful.
SOLANGE: It is, because now I am stuck with photos of myself like this:
SOLANGE: THOSE ARE FURRY HOOVES.
BEYONCE: We really need to get you some therapy.
And.... scene.
In the same year that Solange emerged as a cracktacular force of nature, Jessica Simpson has also become the more tragic sibling in her family. Nobody bagged on Gisele when Tom Brady hurt his knee, but Tony Romo displays a shred of sloppy play -- for which he was already known anyway -- and everyone decides J.Simp is a curse. He is not the first professional QB or even football player to have a famous girlfriend (I know, SHOCKING NEWS, right?), so if he is letting her be a distraction, that's his problem. And if he's not, then maybe he's just woefully inconsistent, which would be my first guess anyway based on watching him play most weekends. Still, girlfriend needs to stop giving interviews about how she's found her true love. That karma's as bad as posing for In Style Weddings.
Clearly, it's getting J.Simp down, too. How depressing is this?
Or this?
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Solange has committed many fashion felonies, but at least no one gave her THAT to wear. It has the air of someone having stolen her clothes out of her gym locker while she was showering, and she had to pinch this from a nearby granny so she could scurry home and lick her wounds. Which, frankly, will probably happen to J.Simp someday, since she's having a really hard-luck year. Not that it's anyone's fault but her own that people are having trouble taking her country career seriously -- when she wears stuff like The Pants, or this, or a nonstop stream of Daisy Dukes, I can't blame everybody watching if they're all like, "Oh, RIGHT. I'M SO SURE."
I think she needs a hug. But first:
That's what JSimp gets for being cruel to Rapid Beavers. And Solange is probably overflowing in the karma credit just for having to live with Beyonce AND Sasha Fug.
But, FACIAL HAIR IS NOT FASHION. Fug is fug. Poor Hygiene is poor hygiene. Come on, it's POSH for crying out loud!
With these two my bracket is doing a littler better than yesterday..
Seriously people? Aubrey O'Day is NOT fuglier than PHOEBE PRICE. Phoebe price haunts my dreams with her scary botox face and assless outfits.
Wow?! Really? Painted eyebrows? As if her eyebrows aged 60 years and the rest of her face didn't? How is she not further out in the lead? I think she could take the whole thing this year.
I truly believe that Solange is going to take this whole thing.
OMG OMG OMG! This is the first time I'm seeing Solange and her GREY EYEBROWS. She wins. Hands down. I am her slave.
In other news - I don't know if I've become immune, but most of the time I think Posh actually looks good.
Fugly phoenix over crazy Posh? Never!!! She is as out there as SWINTON. If we work together, I think we can achieve the ultimate fug final, where they work together in their glorious fashion to make us all smile a little more. Fug madness to the ultimate level where everyone is a winner!!!
Thank goodness this one was easy. I have been having a hard time the last couple of rounds, but when it came to these two match-ups, I had less trouble, although it pains me that Posh is no longer going to grace my screen in this particular incarnation. Filthy trumps quasi-avante garde any day... and while JSimp is totally tragic and should be forbidden to wear anything denim for the rest of her days, she has never come close to the heights of insanity that Solange will be sporting in myriad and truly apalling ways. Fur hooves trump Unfortunate Jeans any day, too.
(4) JOAQUIN PHOENIX vs. (5) VICTORIA "POSH" BECKHAM:
Ok, so I totally voted for Posh just based on her total and complete sartorial awesomeness but I'm not really sad to see that "Vagrant Spice" up there is winning. They should totally tour together- Best. Show. Ever. Love it!
(1) SOLANGE vs. (8) JESSICA SIMPSON:
Oh J.Simp. I agree, you need a hug more than anything. You can't even win here, not placed against Solange's cracktacular ode(s) to sibling rivalry. I promise not to make fun of you again until your dad stops fawning over Ashlee & finally starts you (long overdue!) makeover process. Solange FTW!
J.Simp might be misguided when it comes to her fashion choices...and for that matter, life choices too...but Solange is downright RIDICULOUS. It's like she knew since she doesn't have the pipes her sister does that she needed a schtick...and that schtick was to look like 100% pure fug.
I almost want to vote for JSimp because girlfriend just has no clue how to dress herself! Not to mention one of my best friends for years has idolized her style, to which I always make of her for because SERIOUSLY. Everything this girl wears that isn't picked out for her by a stylist (or maybe it is, which makes it even worse), is just so laughably unflattering, it's pathetic. Not to mention she clearly still thinks of herself as a sex symbol, what with the none stop pouty lips, hooker heels, and daisy dukes. JUST STOP.
But, Solange wears the craziest, fugliest shit, so since this is a contest who is the most fug, I gotta give her the vote. Though Solange is trying to be crazy and stand out, while JSimp is just a hopeless retard.
JQ beating POSH? ARE YOU INSANE?????
My bracket is taking a beating as far as Bjork and Charo go, but I am KILLING it with Cher and Madonna. I have Solange taking the whole thing as well. Who else is so fug as to PAINT THEIR EYEBROWS?
I also think Solange's hooves and SJP's camel toe(s) need to go head-to-head.
At least Posh showers. Joaquin Phoenix looks stinky, especially with that nasty facial hair. Joaquin, hands down.
This is getting so HARD! I voted for Joaquin "I'm a rapper" Phoenix but I'm really surprised he's winning!! I hate that he decided not to act anymore because he was truly a treasure, and the complete 180 he did this year makes him way more fug than the high-fashion crimes that Posh does. Because, like Chelsey above me, I think Posh usually looks good too.
And Solange definitely wins. I'm still pulling for a Knowles sister final. I just feel bad for J.Simp, she needs to fire her stylist (like, yesterday) and retreat out of the public eye for a while. Go hang with your new nephew!
Another difficult decision to make. This time its between "Vagrant Spice" and "Posh Spice". Look, I can't think of Joaquin as fug because he is just ripping off either a homeless man's or a crazed, domestic terrorist's style. And I believe it's just an act. He'll shave the face bush, begin regular hygienic rituals, and hopefully dress in clean and appropriate clothing once again.
Posh thinks she looks divine when she is just dressed in high-class fugery. And those shoes without heels - a crime against fashion, the laws of gravity, and common sensiblities as well as incredibly fug. I have to go with Posh. Shave and shower, Joaquin.
Solange FTW, because she is the saddest celebrity sibiling of them all. Trying so hard to get attention from her family, an audience, anyone who will look and listen and all she can do is FUG IT UP. Poor baby. She needs this win. It may be all she will ever have. Also, girlfriend is a hot mess of fug.
Sometimes it's hard to remember that you vote for the FUG, i.e., the most heinous. Because when confronted with Posh, it's tempting to vote for her just because she's so fabulous and hypnotic. But I did indeed vote for Joaquin, and I think that 99% of what Posh wears can't even be truly called "fug."
And Solange beats J-Simp, hands down. Poor J-Simp is going through a rough patch. Solange has tacky in her BLOOD!
Am I the only one who thought "How pathetic - Solange is posing with a wax figure of her sister!" Seriously, I thought that picture was taken at Madame Tussauds....
Please, please God, a Phoenix v. Swinton finals.
JQ vs Posh was easy for me. Posh actually looks good, no, great sometimes. That ivory outfit was fabulous, even if the pants were a bit too long. And what about that checked coatdress? The boots were weird, but kind of cool. Whereas Joaquin, who was so handsome as Johnny Cash, looks like you wouldn't want to be standing near him or smelling him. Yeesh! He is truly fug.
Solange vs Jessica was harder. Jessica had some remarkably fugly and bad fitting outfits. Those high-waisted pants made her look very mid-Delta Burke. She's gained a little weight, and her failure to accept this and dress accordingly has made her look worse than she really is. But I kind of feel sorry for her. So I voted for Solange, because she really brought out the crazy this year, and mainly because while Jessica may have killed a few more calories than she should have, it sure looks like Solange killed a lot of muppets to get to where she is in this competition.
Posh may be crazy, but at least she has something one could call a consistent style. Joaquin looks like he could well be infested with something, which (let's be honest) is far more heinous than anything Mrs. Beckham could ever come up with.
Nooooo Posh cannot should not and must not be voted out at this stage...
How can a mad hairy fug-for-one-season JQ, for the love of fug, beat the unique Posh? (I'm almost thinking POSH, however, there can be only one SWINTON. Everyone has their limits)
Oh fug girls, how I love thee. "Vagrant Spice"... hilarious. I shall call him that from now on. Maybe he should use that as his rapper name. I can see the album cover now! :)I had to give it to Posh though, she is just so fabulous with her fug. I love her. Vagrant Spice is a pretender to the throne. There is still a chance that one day he will wake up, shower, shave and go back to looking presentable. Posh is here to stay.
Sorry Jess, you are quite sad and probably would need a hug...after Solange KICKS YOU INTO OBLIVION WITH HER FURRY HOOVES. hahahaha You are NO match for her. She is the fugtastic gift that keeps on giving. She MUST remain in the game.
I agree with Chelsea, I think Posh looks not-half-bad/almost good most of the time. Being an attention whore is less tragic if you bathe, I guess. I'm D.O.N.E. with JQ and this charade. Fug him!
And, ok, so J. Simp gained a few pounds and now finds herself a little lost in the world of double digit dress sizes --- which is something I bet most of us Fuggers have dealt with at some point in our lives. Cut the girl some slack.
Solange on the other hand is......heehehee.......she is.....ROFLMAO!!.....(sorry, I was just recalling the eyebrows. I had not seen them until today)...is probably The One Who Shall Reign Supreme in this whole contest.
The dialogue with the Solange picture only illustrates just how awesome this is. YES. YES, BEYONCE, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
I'm with everyone else bemoaning JP over Posh. His fug is tragic, and nasty, but mostly it's just so disappointing. Dodged a bullet indeed, Reese. On the subject of man-fugs, Mickey Rourke is awesome and JP is gross. Come on, people, Posh is a grab-bag of sartorial WTF! Why are we buying into JP's desperate grab for anti-attention?
If we IGNORE HIM, maybe he'll go back to being HOT AGAIN!
Solange/SWINTON final FTW.
Posh is the BOMB. She occasionally does something fugly, but mostly she is awesomeness personified.
I am now convinced that Solange is going to win Fug Madness 2009. Sorry, SWINTON. You're going down.
Two very evenly-matched fugs, here. I actually had to put some thought into this bracket.
Joaquin vs. Posh: I voted for Posh, because I think that whether he's playing us or not, Joaquin is...not entirely well, and no matter what his deal is, I mostly just want him to go away. He doesn't need the exposure that a slot in the Sweet Fugteen will bring him.
Solange vs. J. Simp: At this level, you need to BRING IT, and creepy gray eyebrows win out over Jessica's more garden-variety fug any day.
I can't vote for Posh, I LOVE her. She could show up in a potted plant for all I care. I would also like to say that I LOVED the boots with no heels, I dream about those boots. I wish I could wear something like that...
JQ has obviously flipped his rocker, so he became a rapper. HA! Good times...
I can't BELIEVE Joaoaoaqquueme or however you spell it is beating POSH. Wasn't she second place last year? Didn't she wear thigh high rubber boots with no heels?
Just because his clothes are dirty doesn't mean they're crazy! HE is crazy, to be sure. But dirty fug does not beat wild beautiful crazy fug. Get with the program folks. You disappoint.
JP is just unclean and doesn't give a rat's hiney. Posh really, really tries. She haunts my nightmares.
No, no, no....Vagrant Spice is just icky. Posh brings the fug just about every time she gets dressed.
But neither holds a candle to Solange. She'll be runner-up to SWINTON.
I voted for Solange out of pity for J Simp. In some ways, that might be sadder than being fuglier. Either way, I think both of them need friends who will be honest and say "HONEY. NO".
I think Posh's heelless boots prove that she is actually some sort of hoofed animal rather than human and therefore no longer eligible for fug madness. Seriously, do they not make her look at least a little equine?
Wha??! Joaquin cannot beat Posh. It would be a travesty of epic proportions. At least Posh tries to look good. She tries REALLY HARD. Even if she does usually end up looking wacktacular. Meanwhile, Joaquin rolls out of bed, dresses in the first thing he finds on the floor, and calls it good. He has not shaved, done laundry, or bathed in months. There is no art to that. It's just lazy, sloppy, and frankly, gross.
J Simp vs. Solange...for me the debate here is Fug as famewhore or Fug as tragic spinster in the making. Some trip over fug, some embrace fug and some get fugness thrust upon them. I'm not going for Solange - although there is SO much material one doesn't know where to start. I find Fug so much more charming (and therefore pitiable) when it's just because they are CLUEless. Which is a lie, of course, because I am so totally rooting for the Bai.
While J. Simp is sadly very poorly dressed, she is just that-- sad. You just want to shake your head because she clearly does not have any close girlfriends. Solange, on the other hand, dresses horribly on purpose and thinks she looks AWESOME. Clear winner.
The logical, definition-of-fug understanding part of my brain, I get why JP is beating Posh. But then the more emotional part of me starts throwing a temper tantrum because it would rather see more feats like the heel-less boots rather than Phoenix's lunch that got stuck in his beard. Ew.
And though it doesn't seem likely, and am actually praying it won't happen, a Solange/Beyonce finals would be poetic. Because Solange, wow, girl, just wow. I don't see B beating SWINTON, though. *sigh* It's fun to dream.
Solange for the whole ball of wax! Win!!!
Guys, guys GUYS. WHAT? JP's facial hair in no way beats the actual LITANY OF FUG that Victoria clads herself in. She has actually written a FUG BIBLE that has a penis joke in the title*. If she doesn't get through to the next round, I think that will establish there is actually no justice in this world.
* I admit, I am unsure whether said pun was intentional or not.
"Vagrant Spice," thou dost slay me, girls! However, there is no contest between Joaquin "I Walk the Slime" Phoenix and Posh, as he has but one look (and someone--please--wash those jeans!), and Posh brings the expensive crazy again and again. The torture no-heel pleather leggings boots thingies alone!
And Solange: I'm with a few of you up there who say she may win this whole kaboodle. Her fug really does deserve a reward. If one is mildly uncertain about what constitutes real fug, a breeze through Solange's greatest hits would be all the analysis necessary.
Although Joaquin is truly the fuglier one, I didn't vote for him because I don't want to have to look at him any longer. *shudder*
Posh wins no matter what, you cannot out Fug Posh. Her every appearance in public is designed to draw the eye directly to her and keep it there while she doesn't look at you. Plus she involves her whole body in the fuggery, the way she stands like a mannequin, and that pose she has, how artfully she pushes out one hip whilst dropping the other whilst tilting one shoulder forward whilst tilting her head whilst averting her gaze, it's the highest form of fug polished to a sheen. The unabomber on the other hand has only recently joined the ranks (pardon the pun) of the truly fugged and his unwashed status lowers him from fug to foog. He is no longer fugly..he is foogly. And that word makes me itchy. Like Joaquim. It's a full circle. Posh gets my vote.
I cannot believe that Posh and her fugtastic artistry is losing to Joaquin and his obvious hobo rapper fabrication.
No Bee Gee, even in the awful disco era, could ever be part of something as ugly as JP. (Yes, I'm a fan. Deal with it.)
That said, these brackets are killing me! Fugaliciousness like Posh against fugwhoring JP? It's the stuff of nightmares!! Where's my tequila?
where's the posh love?! you people need to get with the clicky love for our girl! there's no way a slob with one basic look (cave-man-crazy) should be able to out-wack one of the wackiest fashion hounds in the history of fugylvania!
I will be so disappointed if Posh gets taken out by Joaquin Phoenix, of all people. Joaquin is not fug, he's a slob, there is a huge difference. All dirty cords and mountain man facial hair signify is that the man needs a stint in rehab and/or therapy, definitely a shower, and someone to do his laundry. Posh works hard for her fug, and she would never roll out of the house wearing yesterdays dirty t-shirt. She deserves to win this round at least!
POSH. I love her. Joaquim gets my vote, because while Posh's style is enough to get her in the game, she definitely is not the fugliest of them all. Actually, in my opinion, she's gorgeous. YES I HAVE A CRUSH, OKAY? It's her mouth. I can't help it. Rawr.
I can not vote for Posh because I truly think she and everything she touches/wears is amazing. There can be nothing fug about her. I must vote for Joaquin because he managed to turn hot into hobo.
Okay, how many friggin' pairs of Louboutins does Posh own, anyway? She's got a pair on in just about every picture in this post ... *Sigh* You just CAN'T be the Queen of Fugly in shoes like that!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? How is that dirty man beating Posh? Not that she can beat the hot mess that is Solange.... that is a vote for another day. OMG I love Fug Madness!
Solange for the win, baby!!!!!!! WOOO!!!!!
Ugh...how in the name of all things fug is JP beating POSH. Looking like you smell is not a reason to be winning over the Princess of Fug (I still give Bai Ling "Queen" status).
Ya know, I hate to say this, but Posh may not actually be fugly. When reviewing her year in photos, she mostly looks good. Maybe it is seeing them altogether. On anyone else, Fug with a Capital F. But on her, stylish.
Anyone who is fugly ON PURPOSE (Solange) does not get my vote....Jessica Simpson is a tragic mess who is actually trying to look good. Yes, she needs a hug and a fug.
look. posh is just overly styled and way too into her designers. joaquin is... disgusting. in every way. and therein lies the rub, AND the win.
How can we turn aside from a woman who goes out in public dressed in Hef's shower curtains? Posh all the way.
Sorry, but Solange slams Miss NoTrumps, JSimperson. JSimp is looking more WalMart by the minute. Solange is like a wandering comet of Fug.
@Dove - it's not literal that Aubrey O'Day is fuglier than Phoebe Price. It's the mere fact that she dragged a defenseless puppy into her terrifying ensembles. Even Phoebe hasn't stooped that low, and we know which days she waxes!
LMAO on Solange's grey eyebrow. HOW did I miss that the first time?? :D I'd guess that she's making some arty oblique reference to "The Portrait of Dorian Gray" but a girl who wears hooves obviously can't read. I hear that she can count though by stomping her foot repeatedly.
Posh is actually very often HOT!
Jessica seems like she has a lot going on. She is having to re-learn how to dress herself or something.
Solange won the fugging with the hooves. HOOVES!
Come on you guys! How can you let Stinky Vagrant Man outfug the High Priestess of Heel-less Robot Boots? No way! I mean, Joaquin is fug, but Posh is FUG BRILLIANCE! Posh FTW!
It was almost too easy picking JP over Posh. Posh at least looks like she smells good.
But it was a nail-biter between Solange and JSimp. I had to give JSimp a free pass because there have been pics of her where she looks like she was on speaking terms with a stylist, and - ok, confession time - I sort alike her line of shoes. I would never wear them - NYC sidewalks aren't really platform-friendly - but every time I see a cute pair of shoes and I find out they are from her line, I think, "This girl might have talent after all".
Here's the thing, we know that Joaquin has a gorgeous face and lovely eyes and he is deliberately using fug to hide them from the world. That is just selfish and cruel.
Posh is trying to make the world more beautiful, and sometimes makes a wrong turn.
Joaquin is therefore the winner of this battle.
And Poor JSimp can't even win a fug contest anymore. What happened?
I walk the slime... ha ha.
My fugging criteria are completely inconsistent. I couldn't bring myself to fug Joaquin because he's a wonderful actor, and actually seems to have a soul. By the same logic, however, I fugged Mickey Rourke, because, Angelheart! The Pope of Greenwich Village! He's earned his fug, he's almost got fug gravitas, whereas Mischa Barton just seems like an annoying twit by comparison.
My conclusion: fug transcends rules and must be judged on a case-by-case basis.
Solange's fug is at least fun, and less sad. Give Jess a break (don't ask me why). I think Joaquin is faking the fug.
What on earth is going on here!?
Even if i hadn't sworn an oath to vote for whoever does up against Joaquin, THIS IS POSH PEOPLE!
She held her own against Bai Ling! How on earth is Joaquin Phoenix beating her!? Have I entered some form of the fug twilight zone where up is down and Peldon's are dressed modestly!? what is going on here!?
I mean look at it this way:
Posh can look so absurd that heterosexual women and homosexual men, actually stop looking at David.
That... that's just voodoo.
Okay, so I get that Joaquin's hair is disturbing to many of you. But this is supposed to be about fashion missteps, is it not?
Fashion is Posh's life, it's her passion, she's been in it for years, and SHE SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
Let's not delude ourselves: Posh can do things that no one else in the world can do, such as wear platform boots with no heels. Still, the majority of what she wears is usually well put together.
Although it pains me to move someone to the next round who barely has any archives, Joaquin's sore lack of hygiene is off-the-charts fug.
Solange vs. J Simp = NO CONTEST. SOLANGE FTW!!!
I'm cutting slack for the mentally ill, the old, the bemused.
You know what? I don't think boys should be in it. Because:
a) then the glory that is Posh would not be facing elimination by the glory that was Commodus.
b) they dress badly for completely different reasons that do not stem from a misguided belief in their own fashionability.
So there you go. Proud to be sexist. Boys out. Now excuse me I must go vote/pray repeatedly for Posh.
I can't vote posh as fug, because honestly I think she's just too fabulous!! I LOVE her clothes!
I don't know... to me it's looking more and more like too many votes are being cast based on the 'I don't like X' or 'X looks nuts', when that seems to be missing the true essence of fug, which is that, when it comes right down to it, if someone makes insane looking dress choices apparently on purpose, and then pretty much rocks it (e.g. Victoria Beckham), and then they're up against someone who looks as though they got dressed in the dark/are desperate for any publicity/can't really figure out if what they're wearing looks okay (Phoenix), then the latter HAS to be recognised as being fuglier... and so it goes.
Solange tries to be off-beat and avant-garde. Jessica is just sad.
Do I vote for Miz Attitude or Sad Sack?
Somehow it seems a bit mean to vote for Jessica, so I guess I'm going to have to vote for So.Kno.
Posh gets my vote because I'd love to see her battle SWINTON.
Motion to include all those who approve of Posh's fashion choices into next year's tournament, because they are clearly an untapped source of crazy that needs to be shared.
I can't believe that Joaquin Phoenix is beating Posh. Phoenix just needs to shave and take a shower. His clothes (especially in the particular pictures chosen for this page) are not great, but not hideous, either (scarf over nose and mouth notwithstanding). His fug is more about (possibly faking) being insane. Posh, on the other hand, chooses to wear hideous clothes. In fact, in my mind, she could win for the sheer amount of fug she has produced in the last year, alone, nevermind that her fug is of a higher quality.
I'm wondering if some of the people who approved those AIG bonuses are stuffing the GFY ballot boxes or something. Wackeen Phoenix is giving Posh the boot?!
OMG, I love Fug Madness. I so need a life.
Is that a ciggerette in his hand and is he performing with a hole in the crotch of his pants? Wack-quin gets my vote because fugly is as fugly does.
Yes, I too believe Solange will take this whole thing.
Seriously, I voted for Posh because I can't handle looking at Joaquin any more. I'm having too many visions of what's living in his beard at night...
WHY IS POSH LOSING TO VAGRANT SPICE? This can't be happening!
Don't reward the mental breakdown with a fug win; reward the cracked out fabulousness that is Posh Spice! Come on people!
I admit it. I love Posh. Wacked out as she can be, I love. As for Joaquin: Not.Buying.It. He may very well have gone off his rocker but he has enough moolah to retreat to a cave in the Valley and ignore the rest of us forever but he chooses to go out looking like a hobo. No interest in his drama...he's been maudlin since "Space Camp."
Solange v. Simp was a tough one. But, for soem reason I feel sad for J.Simp and just annoyed by Solange. Solange wins.
Noooo!!! What is going on?
Posh can not be eliminated, she is the ESSENCE of FUG - she is a visionary that elevated celebrity fugging to cause for life, she gave substance to a nonesencical trend.
Worst, she can not be eliminated by a hairy and gross rapper impersonator. JP is not real fug, he just needs to shower and go to the barber.
How can an unwashed mess Joaquin beat Victoria Beckham? He is an attractive man being lazy and gross. Posh is her own brand of fug! She has all the best designers practically on speed-dial and knowingly dresses crazy. She's amazing.
I had to go with JSimp.
I know, Solange is a mystery and a terror, but she's always dressed like that for some event or another and is standing around having her picture made. This, to me, means she knows she's cracktastic and is simply dressing like an escapee from Karl Lagerfeld's personal asylum because she wants the attention. Jess, on the other hand, is often photographed looking horrible at events but, more importantly, EVERYWHERE ELSE TOO!! She steps out of the house looking like poo all the time...isn't THAT the definition of FUG???
And JoQ vs. Posh...and he's winning?!?! UNACCEPTABLE!!! She's a style icon for Sweet Pete's sake. She can look fab, I agree, but her missteps are so off the charts that it's not even a competition between her and some stupid hair and lack of showering. Plus, he would totally love being ranked in the Fug Hall of Fame...ugh!!
VOTE POSH!!!
Oh my dear GOD!!!!!! When Posh sees that she is losing to JPhoenix heads will roll. What the flim-flam-flerm is WRONG with you people??????????? What part of BOOTS WITH NO HEELS do you not get????
Oh, my GOD , where is my gin????????
And, I don't know why you think the SIMP needs a hug... she is dating Tony FREAKIN' Romo! Have you seen him??? I think she gets all the hugs she needs, thankyouverymuch!
But, hugs aside, Solange gets my vote. She paints her face like she is auditioning for the villan in every Batman ever made.
JP is doing the Andy Kaufman thing, y'all. The whole mockumentary-with-semi-famous-director (Casey Affleck) filming him for the past few months as a "rapper". It's totally bogus, and while it is equally fug, it does not match the levels of serious fug that is Our Lady of the Collarbones. She thinks she's being fashion forward, not realizing that she is a living mockumentary of the fashion world! Oh the drama!
As for JSimp, sorry, you were fugly, but no where near the fug of Solange. So many feathers...
Oh. No. If Posh loses to Joaquin that will be such a travesty of Fug Madness, I will have to cry. I take almost as much pleasure in Posh as SWINTON! and isn't that what the Fugly is all about? Else i have misunderstood the point and am just voting with my own rules.
I don't really find anything wrong with Joaquin's clothes. They're boring and look ratty, but all he has to do is shave and cut his hair and he's back to normal. Posh Fug is an enigma -- why the hell do you ever think you need to dress like an SS officer with orange skin? And I totally believe Joaquin's in character -- he's doing research on a biopic on Rick Rubin. No one knows it yet. (I hope he knows...)
solange must win...she is fugtacular
Wolfman Phoenix is just dressing like those guys that work at the comic book collector's stores. How much effort does it take to wear the same clothes out in public that you slept in last night, never shower, and not shave?
Now, look at Posh. Don't roll your eyes!!!!!!! LOOK AT HER!!!!!!!!! She spends so much effort on her fug! You know she deserves this more than that pig in a man suit!
BUTCH UP, PEOPLE! Vote for Posh, YOU BUNCH OF SISSIES!!!!!!!!!
I feel so sorry for JSimp- she DEFINITELY needs that hug. From a stylist. And possibly a personal trainer.
Fug has become complicated. Posh is fug, but I love everything she wears. No one else in the world can pull off what Posh can.
PEOPLE! Posh leads the league in pure fugnacious-ness! She is a true innovator, someone who spends all of her time putting together some of the most FUG-tacular looks we see all year! Joaquin is a mere novice. Merely a passing phase. Sloppy does not equal FUG!
I demand a recount! how can Posh lose? to that "thing" no less! This will go down the history as the black day of fug.
No! No! No! Joaquin channeling Howard Hughes does not come close to the fugulescence of Posh. And Solange v. Jessica is just no contest. Solange is the turducken of fugularity-face painting, super size sequins, Saskwatch fur dripping from shorty-jackets and ankle boots. She’s sure to show up any day now wrapped in bacon. Solange for the win!
I cannot believe that Phoenix is pretty much whomping Posh! Come on! He has one horrible non-look that he rocks day and night! And Posh WORKS. HARD. Posh all the way!!
And Solange over JSimp because she's so much more entertaining.
If it goes down to an outfit-by-outfit sudden death shoot-out, Solange may have the whole thing tied up with the furry hoof outfit, and victory thanks to a single cornea-scarring accessory would be all-caps AWESOME. At the same time, it's hard not to root for Posh's brand of modern-day Joan Collins whack-ness (how much do you hope she'll wear a turban?)
I vote J.Simp because she is constantly foisting herself into the public eye. Solange is trying to get famous, yes, and is dressing insanely to do so, but she doesn't come across as wuite the fame whore.
Oh I'm so sad, I totally thought Posh was stronger than this, but looking at Joaquin's pics, I know she's not... She actually looks GOOD in some of those shots, whereas he is just batsh*t crazy...
Solange vs. Simpson was hard, though.
COME ON PEOPLE HOW COULD J.P. BE BEATING POSH! she is a fug genius!!! get it together before it's too late!
It's Solange and SWINTON all the way to the final showdown. I never dreamed this time last year that Solange could outfug Bai Ling. Who knew?!
Work with me people. Posh is entertaining, bitchface-y, dynamic...and I CANNOT look at that many more pics of BedBug Beard. POSH, people, POSH.
Posh is almost Swintonesque, whereas, Joaquin is just...alarmingly lost.
Okay, first Solange by a longshot, because it must be truly suckish to have Joe "you can't hide those babies" Simpson as a stalker, sorry, Father, and second, because a Beyonce/Solange smackdown would be so AMAZING (but I haven't kept up with whether that's still possible).
Also, am I the only one that adores Posh? I LOVE her outfits - I love that she and Becks, that wonderful piece of man meat, are coordinated, and mostly I love that she always gives it "that extra half inch" ha ha ha ha. Plus, I actually thought the housecoat was pretty and kind of flattering (bare, but no thigh cleavage or anything to burn my retinas unlike Restalyne Rinna). I feel certain I'm going to hell for my love for Posh and all that is her style.
it looks to me like Solange ran out in the middle of an eyebrow appointment with the bleach still on. my guess is when she got home that night, her brows were orange.
I just always feel TORN over voting---the horrific crazy thing worn for attention, or the super fugly possible cry for help? I fugged Solange because she's more atrocious, but DAMN, j.simp. Get it together!
Question - are we now in the SWINTON Sixteen? Between this and basketball, I'm a complete, lazy ass wreck.
joaquin gets the vote for the sheer fact that he's done gone crazy ... and, well, victoria wears louboutins, so she gets major points for that.
Is it just me... or is Joaquin's crotch area a bit threadbare? I see some skin tone peeking through. O_o
SWINTON + POSH + SOLANGE = THE AWESOMEST SHOWDOWN EVER!!!!
I really pray that Joaquin's fake and greasy fug does not dominate Posh's alien, plastic, crazy-as-hell fug. I would cry.
But watching Solange bitch-slap Jessica would totally make my day...
Oh man... after commenting copiously on every vote I made for the first day or two of Fug Madness, I totally ran out of steam. I CAN'T JUSTIFY MYSELF TO YOU PEOPLE ANYMORE!
Also, chances are another hilarious commenter has already said it better than I would anyway. ;-)
Carry on!
Anyone whose name sounds like a brand of ladies razors (Solange) and whose sister has both beauty and a phenomenal body will likely have 'issues'.
Her clothes scream in multiple voices. They wear her.
Give this woman the fug prize already. It's the only award she's ever likely o reaceive.
I just realised that Simpson is pulling a Britney. She's looking more and more like she's going to shave her head, every day! Time to check into Promises.
What a quandary: I adore Vicky B. and want to be greeted by her every time I visit the site, if possible. Sadly, everything she wears is fantastic and thus would compromise my integrity to vote for her. I can't even weasel through the loophole that it's CRAZY fantasticity, as with SWINTON, because I would totally dress like her if I only had more time and money. And I didn't bike to work each day: my lace dressing gown tends to get tangled in the chain, and I can't see the road with David sitting on the handlebars.
The idea of voting for Joaquin, though, makes me feel nothing but emptiness inside. Fug shouldn't be about emptiness! At least Solange offers me salvation. She'll clean this mess right up on her way to the finals, sweeping it up with her furry little hooves.
I positively ADORE JQ. Vagrant Spice can wander no wrong in MY city streets.
Solange all the way!! Her name even sounds like potential fug royalty. She will reign with furry cloven hooves and a borrowed robot hand.
Solange by 72? I mean, those gray eyebrows makes me think she had a serious case of ashiness that day, but Jessica just...her whole aura seems so unfortunate. I feel like Solange could just decide one day to walk away from her fugginess, but Jessica's gonna struggle to escape the fug, definitely.
Even though she seriously needs to eat a sandwich, Posh's fashion sensibility is like that of SWINTON, totally fabulous (SWINTON is the Queen, though). What, pray tell, is in the drinking water over there in the U.K.? Can it be bottled and imported to the likes of Britney, Star Jones, and possibly the entire cast of the new 90210? Plus, I have to apply the Abdul Axiom- no fug votes for the verified/possibly mentally ill. It's just wrong, people. Sorry, Joaquin. Go get some help, buddy. Even if that help is a grooming session at your local PetSmart.
And Solange FTW...why? Because she dresses like Big Bird on a serious coke binge, and homegirl needs a friend with a sister like Beyonce.
I was completely laughing out loud at these comments, am getting NO WORK DONE over here.
LOVING Fug Madness!
I love me some Solange. Girlfriend is crazy in the best possible way.
i say joaquin is channeling the blues brothers via kenny rogers. How brilliant is that?
Posh...not so much.
Posh can, honestly, look okay. and only she can pull that stuff off. But Joaquin...
How in the name of all things holy is my beloved Posh losing to Vagrant Spice?! She is amazing! Crazy amazing, but amazing nonetheless and this is blasphemy.
Unless of course said loss is simply the acknowledgment of her Greatness. As others have acknowledged, I am continually torn between the fugly that I love and brings joy to my life (and that I secretly may want to call my own provided I were tiny and British) and the kind of fug that is Oh God! My eyes!
That being said, I cannot accept a Posh loss to Joaquin. He is not worthy.
So the girls/goddesses come up with crazy outlandish acrobatic deliberate Fug, and obviously plan it all out way too much,
and all some Tool needs to do is grow a scruffy beard?
I definitely view True Fug with more respect then that.
SWINTON will fix this. She'll grow a bigger beard.
thAn that! sorry!
POSH. Please night time voters - drink a martini and look at POSH and know that is what Fug is all about.
There is something suspicious going on ... c'mon people, washed?? unwashed?? Joaquin should be a non-contender. Get those votes in for the bespoke stick insect.
JP simply looks like any panhandler standing in front of The Gap downtown. He isn't working it, he's just a poseur (and I may be giving him to much credit even for that). Posh is in a league of her own - you just can't take your eyes off her - a beautiful train wreck
I thank God everyday that we live in a world that contains Posh Spice (and Becks). So of course I voted for J Phoenix who looks like a skid row bum.
J Simp makes me sad, so I had to vote for Solange, I keep hoping she'll freak out and go after Beyonce.
I desperately want a Knowles sister face-off. The robotic hand versus the furry hooves. That is one for the ages.
Call me crazy... But I think Posh's miniskirt wearing a miniskirt looks kind of cute on her.
*Blushes*
I think Posh was the one in school everyone picked on...she just gives off that vibe.
She's trying to portray some fierce fashion goddess, but really, I think she forgot to take her meds...she needs to step into reality.
Um, is it me or are the pants being worn in public by JQ Phoenix ripped in the crotch? Seriously? He's worried about covering his face and his pants are ripped THERE?
Posh is too everywhere. She's just too much. So I think Phoenix is winning because a lot of people are just tired of her and he's a comparatively new fug-nomenom.
Either way, you commenters ROCK!!! So glad to see your clever selves here!
I had to vote for Joaquin because of what appears to be, I agree, a rip in the crotch! Actually I think the fabric has been dissolved--- ewwwww
I just can't bring myself to vote for Mr. Phoenix. His fug is just nasty and sort of like something gross on the ground that you know is there but try like hell to avoid looking at where as Posh is fabulously fug like that weird sculpture that you look at time and time again because there's just something about it that calls to you. There's no explaining it. It just is.
People, PEOPLE PLEASE! You're forcing me to pull out the ALL CAPS WRITING! And the over use of exclamation points! !!! Unabomber doucherie IS NOT TRUE FUG! Its just annoying and should be ignored, IGNORED! NOT REWARDED! For the love of all things fabulous and fug - please PLEASE vote Posh. I did. And if I can figure out a way to do so I'll do it again.
Meems - the penis joke - def. intentional. Although, in her defence, the book was actually kind of charming (I read it - yes, I live in perpetual shame, but I LOVE her). She's actually pretty funny, modest, and self-effacing, and I think the thing to me is that she has fun with fashion. (Plus - she KNOWS how lucky she is to be going home with the man candy every night - girlfriend is grateful). The problem with the others is that they seem to take it (and themselves) so seriously and seriously think they're being "quirky" or "artistic" or whatever, and that's more annoying to me.
go basement baby!
Can I just totally write what Katastrophe said? Don't reward him! Posh reigns supreme! A dirty t-shirt and a nasty beard do not a fug idol make.
When a guy walks around with what appears to be a hole in the crotch of his pants - then he really deserves to be called the king of fug.
Joaquin is merely lazy, slovenly and likely a little dirty.
POSH on the other hand takes a great deal of time and care in assembling her fashion madness for your amusement and amazement. Clearly she should advance.
POSH: FTW
Solange, poor little sister, is using fashion as a cry for help. But she did attempt to rock the gray eyebrows and furry shoes.
JSimp is approaching her Britney Spears meltdown and doesn't realize that she is using fashion as a cry for help.
SOLANGE: FTW
Respectfully submitted,
-Magno
This is the first time this season where I have actually gotten upset about the voting on a match-up. Look, Joaquin is gross, obviously, but equally obvious is that he is having some sort of breakdown, and it's not like he is trying to impress. Posh's whole raison d'etre is her fug and her glorious delusion of fabulosity--she doesn't do anything else! HOW CAN WE DENY HER? For grubby cords and unshaven chin? NOOOOO. Please no, it has to be something more, so much more to topple the Spicy freakshow that is Victoria Beckham. She wore thigh high stilleto boots without heels, for heaven's. Can't we show a little respect?
Sorry. I feel better now.
I'd like to point out that Solange is wearing the same (actually kind of cool) belt in two of those pictures. I thought I had some other more relevant comment about those awful boots, but they have completely wiped my mind. Hey, maybe that's a positive... having a bad day? At least I'm not wearing those boots!
Yeah it's disheartening. And I triple what Katastrophe said.
Most gross for me is that I will probably have to look at that repugnant mountain man photo again.
But really, you people who think messy clothes and a beard equates with glorious fashion fug should all go sit in the corner.
I'm going to go stare at Swinton and Beev for awhile. :)
And my beloved Pheebs. sniff
i think that joaquin needs to be given a break because he USED to be such a babe. posh is just scary all the friggin' time.
just close your eyes, and remember the days of gladiator. am i right?
At first I read "Joaquin "Vagrant Spice" Phoenix" as "Fragrant Spice". This may have been a result of the fact that his appearance was so vividly suggestive of lazy hygiene that I momentarily pondered over whether the Fabulous Fug Girls had added a Smell-O-Vision feature to the website.
JQ: The Letterman interview (a performance fug?)
Solange: furry hooves (will they go head to head with the Cloven Boots of Satan?)
'nuff said.
Joaquin's schtick is stupid. Posh's is magnificent.
Therefore, I choose not to acknowledge his attention grab/mental breakdown and cast my vote for Posh.
Solange could go all the way. She has been one of the most consistent fuggers of the year, and all without the air of desperation the likes of Lady Ga Ga and Katy Perry have.
Joaquin Phoenix is delicious! I defend the BEARD!
ahahahaa!
Sorry, I was laughing at "Fragrant Spice". :)
Wow! I cannot believe that both my picks--Posh and JSimp--are losing. Granted, JQ Phoenix is a nutcase... but the regularity of his crazy attire is actually without imagination. C'mon: isn't he simply channeling Kurt Cobain in a fat suit? Posh is IT. A celebration of the Fug as Personal Credo. And JSimp: this is the worst year of her life and she is still sporting Daisy Dukes and bad, bad Texas yokel attire. I can't believe they might be knocked out! How will I go on!
As a Texan, I am offended (unreasonably so) at the image J. Simp is creating for us - because let me tell you, those Dallas ladies are a force of nature!
Problem is most of us LOVE/ADORE Posh and her craziness.
If she dressed well we would be disappointed.
She is far more guilty of the crazy than phoenix but I can't bear to vote for her.
Rabid. RAB-id. RaBBBBBBBBBid. Not rapid, RABID. Thank you.
Jess is just having issues dressing her body. Solange is nuts!
LASHRINK - the rapid irritated me too, but it's a tradition - someone misspelled it last year and it caught on because it was so funny, so now everyone says Rapid Beaver. (I was so annoyed by it, and then someone told me about the reason behind it).
I'll admit, the JQ Vs. Posh was kind of hard, but nasty and maggoty are such a half-assed way to fug, while Posh really excels at her beautiful, loony fug.
We all know it's Solange. J. Simp. is not it.
Lashrink, we cleared that up for you the last time you brought it up. Lots of people commented on it, explaining it to you.
We aren't changing it. Rapid Beaver rocks.
And we love her. sob
I chose SWINTON as my champion for this year, but I think Solange might sweep. Nobody can stand up against the might of Solange, not even Bai Ling - because Solange just BEGS for attention and Bai Ling is effortless fug. Le sigh.
That said, Long live SWINTON!
It's 8 hours later, or so, and... Vagrant/Fragrant Spice is going to take it, I'm sure. He's too far ahead.
The ONLY salvation in this is that he goes up against Solange next. And if his greasy, unkempt fake-crazy wins out over her honest-to-fugness insanity, I WILL EAT MY HAT.
Crotch. Hole.
How did this one get past the fug girls? You guys need an edit on this post.
In the first picture, there is a clear skin fold showing through Joaquin Phoenix's CROTCH HOLE.
I can't believe only 4 out of a hundred commenters have caught it so far.
In the second picture, the CROTCH HOLE is blue.
So either his crotch turned blue, or he was indeed wearing underwear. That was not covering his SKIN FOLD in the first picture.
Gawd.
I can't quite get through the 160 comments before me, but does anyone but me spy visible nut sack on Joaquin in that first jumping photo? 'Cause dude, that is FUGLY!
Oh, CROTCH HOLE is so entering the lexicon! Please can I use it, Sylviah?
I want to use it as both an exclamation and term of abuse.
Crotch hole or not,Posh is being robbed.
But may I turn down the heat and talk about Beyonces dress in the "Solanges Supernatural Services" photo? Sasha has killer curves but they weren't designed to squeeze into that bandeau dress. Even skinny Serena and her buxom funbags had trouble sucking it in in a similar dress. Stick to your Mommas madness B, and let the size 2's wrap themselves in shiny elastic. You my dear need your carbs.
OMG I swear in the 1st pic of Joaquin he has a rip in his pants and you can see the end of his peen! Has no one else noticed this!?
CROTCH HOOOOOOOLE!
I just used it. "Get away from my coffee, Crotch Hole!!"
My cat doesn't know what to think.
HOW is Solange beating out JSimp? How? Yes, her wardrobe is completely ridiculous and over the top, but Simpson's is just ... sad. And sad fuggery is worse than ridiculous fuggery.
I picked Solange and SWINTON in the finals...she's on her way, folks!
As for Posh: I almost, almost voted for her, because the woman wears some crazy sh*t sometimes. But...I so covet that off-white coat, and it's beautiful and not fug, and I couldnt' click her name. Phoenix FTW.
(Besides, neither of them can beat Solange this year, so it doesn't really matter!)
Joaquin The Peen and his slow-burning CROTCH HOOOOOOOOOOLE!
Again, It is so not right to put men in March Madness. Fug them? Yes. But not to the dance!Please, no more men.
Poor Jessica simpson. Remember when everyone was going ON AND ON AND ON AND ON about how she was to skiny, and then the second she gains a couple of kilograms and becomes A NORMAL HUMAN BEING with her weight all they do is bag her about it. THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE. WHAT DO PEOPLE WANTTT???????
decpite that, i truly believe that solange slams her arse. I mean, even those in famouse jeans cant compete with solanges bucket loads of feathers, and my personal favourite, those furry heels.
You have to admit that if this were the Jody Watley era of the 80s Solange would be the hottest thing ev-er! I could see almost everything that she's putting together, save for the eyebrows... I mean, seriously.... on Solid Gold or Soul Train. Do we know if this is Mama Knowles latest work or is she branching off on her own?
I had to vote for Jessica due to "The Pants" *shudder*
Also, I detest Posh, she is way to OTT Italian fashionista of yesteryear, not modern at all! Also, a lot of Solange's outfits would actually look ok on some of the indie kids out here in Sydney.
How can JQ win over Posh? After all, his only fugging feature is the facial hair. Where's the creativity in that compared to what Posh is always wearing?
At least Solange has a reason to be wackytudinal. Simpson just looks like a really sack most of the time. Solange gets points for entertainment and perhaps TRYING to look like something (even if it is bad). This simpson thing is just Simply Bad.
JOAQUIN is totally winning my vote with his. Hair. Unruly. Hair.
At least some PARTS of Solange's outfits are kinda wearable. Whereas JSimp's are just, EW. Although JSimp has better shoes while Solange wears-GRAH. Can't decide who's the winner.
I've said it before and darn it I'll say it again - Just looking like a homeless person is not good enough for the title of Fugliest. There has to be some effort applied, some pre-meditation to looking insane, some preperation! Just going ferral and living in the woods for 6 months does not a fugger make!
And poor ole'J-Simp. I was going to give my vote to Solange on merit of the furry hooves alone, but then I remembered the pants - The Pants. Then I was unwise enough to look upon The Pants again and the descision was out of my hands.
For the first matchup, Joaquin wins hands-down. However sick I am of Skeletor Spice's "style," at least she looks like she smells good. I wouldn't get close to JoPho without a bucket of Febreeze.
The second? I feel kinda sorry for Jessica these days, no matter how much of her trouble she brought on herself. Therefore, Solange got my vote. She can go on to the next bracket, and I can't wait to see who she's up against. Please let it be Chloe!
Horror of horrors.... His PANTS!!! His NUT HAIR!! I do not want to see anymore of him! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, I am begging you!!!
How can Joaquin be beating Posh? Let's review - Joaquin may or may not be joking, Posh is NEVER JOKING. She thinks she's a fashion-forward fashion icon for heaven's sake. She even wrote a book about. Give Joaquin a shower and a razor and he'll be fine, but there's no curing Posh's delusions (or at least no easy cure).
Posh might look crazy sometimes, but she always looks great. JP is working hard to turn his considerable genetic gifts into fug. That wins in my book.
Solange to take it all!
Grizzly Adams fuglier than Posh? What? WHAT? He lacks the creativity and fun that makes a fug, a fug. What's she going to show up wearing next.....a dress made of tin foil? Shoes without a sole or a heel? It's always a lovely surprise with Posh. JP is just icky(remember how awesome he was in Gladiator, and that movie with Nicole Kidman in which she actually acted).
Solange is just sad.
Never mind the voting - is that REALLY Beyonce, or a Madame Toussauds waxwork dummy??? Seriously!
I want a
POLTERWANG and
CROTCH HOLE
t-shirt
Go Posh and Solange!
I gotta vote for Joaquin - I love my girl Vicky B to vote against her. That hot hubby of hers is the best accessory a girl could have! :)
Personally I think the whole thing should come down to Posh's heelless boots versus SJP's cloven hooves (with Solange's furry hooves coming in 3rd). Why is Joaquin winning?
OhMyGosh, I cannot believe that Posh is out of the running now! I have accidentally fallen head over heels for her Major-ness. And now, stupid Stupid Joaquin Phoenix and his mental breakdown/social experiment are to blame for this. I cry Shenanigans!
Oh. this is a toughie! Okay.. Poor Jessica. I agree with the above comments that girlfriend just does NOT know how to dress her newly more-bodacious body. HOWEVER.. Solange dresses badly ON PURPOSE!! I can't condone that. I waffled between the accidental fashion offender, and the member of the Anti-Fashion Fug Maffia (Knowles family).. but I had to choose for J.Simp. Maybe a visual spanking is what she needs, and perhaps a session on What Not To Fug.
Yes, waxworks dummy--gotta be. And crotch-hole! I have really learned a lot of valuable information this morning.
Here's my question -- can Jessica not find shoes that fit her feet properly? I know that heels push your feet forward, but for crying out loud! Everytime I see her in a pair of open-toed shoes her toes are hanging over a good quarter of an inch! What gives with that? Buy some of those nifty little gel pads for the balls of your feet, honey! They really do work wonders!
I'm really struggling with this whole Posh/Joaquin thing. I treasure Posh; I love when she wears crazy things. So, does that mean I vote for or against her? Which is a bigger compliment? Meanwhile, Joaquin is a hot mess. Shame on him for wasting the pretty!
I just feel bad for J Simp, while Solange is truly crazy and fugly.
I voted for Posh because I think she would *want* to win. But I voted for Solange because, zomg.
I don't want to live in a world where Joaquin Pheonix beats Posh at ANYTHING. What is wrong with you people??? It seems like people are voting all wrong this year. POSH POSH POSH!!!
I wouldn't wear 99% of what Posh wears (and seriously COULDN'T wear most of her shoes), but she looks good most of the time and she seems like a wicked awesome lady. Joaquin on the other hand isn't going for anything. He's just dirty and either crazy or playing a really stupid game with the public. Also, did I mention he looks TERRIBLE. Like Frank from 30 Rock.
Poor Jessica Simpson. I feel so bad for her, but her muumus are terrible and she had to get my vote. Muumuus are infinitely more terrible than gray eyebrows.
Posh is an amazing fug goddess from outerspace, BUT Joaquin "Crotch Hole" Phoenix is making fun of the mentally ill, which is really kind of douchey. I don't believe for a second that he is actually crazy himself - it's a publicity stunt, and it's in poor taste. So while Posh has questionable taste in clothing, Crotch Hole has questionable taste in GENERAL as well as in grooming and clothing. Edge: Crotch Hole.
On the other hand, Solange is going to win this entire thing, so who cares who wins between Posh and Crotch Hole? They will merely be another bump in the road towards Solange Fug Domination.
FUGRAVITAS! We are not worthy. But SWINTON was, is, and ever shall be! She is a bracket of her own, even if not playing in this one.
Re: Joaquin. I see homeless vagrants on the trains in Chicago looking like him. But now I've got to wonder whether or not he's a style icon for them. I mean, dude who drools on his hoodie and asks whether I'm a "damn Commie" because I'm wearing a red sweater COULD be an Oscar winner!
Re: Jessica. Poor girl. She's had a tough couple years. I couldn't fug her. Besides, Solange outpaces her in fug like a cheetah outpaces an ailing fruit fly.
Ugh, I can't believe some crazy dude with a beard is beating out the pretentious, self-involved, fugly mess that is Victoria Beckham. From the overbaked fake tan, to the bolted-on breast job, she is a hideous parody of what a woman should look like. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???
POSH POSH POSH..... i think she looks FABBB!!! her face is kinda too full of botox but shes got some serious style... on the other hand Joaquin... OHHH mY GGAAaaa!!! he needs some serious help.. i believe that hes gone so far of the tracks that he could start hanging out with Denis Rodman and he could maybe pull him in!! HE NEEDS SOME SERIOUS HELP ASAP!!!