OH PAULA ABDUL. Call me a cold-hearted snake -- look into my eyes, even -- but I am not telling lies when I say that this is straight up terrible:
You've been considerably more coherent this season of AI -- well, as far as I know. I fast-forwarded through a LOT this week. THREE EPISODES IS TOO MANY -- and the truth of the matter is that I cherish you on that show even if you ARE telling people they're the shining star in your firmament of joy and asking them to tell MC Skat Kat you said hello. You look like the love child of a Mary Kay representative and Stockard Channing at her most Rizzo-esque, and yet that brings me nothing but great delights. After all, if this is not you doing your thing, dawg, then what is?
You've been considerably more coherent this season of AI -- well, as far as I know. I fast-forwarded through a LOT this week. THREE EPISODES IS TOO MANY -- and the truth of the matter is that I cherish you on that show even if you ARE telling people they're the shining star in your firmament of joy and asking them to tell MC Skat Kat you said hello. You look like the love child of a Mary Kay representative and Stockard Channing at her most Rizzo-esque, and yet that brings me nothing but great delights. After all, if this is not you doing your thing, dawg, then what is?
