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ZAC EFRON: Whoa, V.
VANESSA HUDGENS: Whoa yourself.
ZAC: That didn't look so short when the chick from Guiding Light wore it. I think it looks.... maybe a bit less dumpy on you? But if you were going to shorten it, why didn't you just go the extra half-inch and make it a shirt?
VANESSA: Why didn't YOU go the extra half-inch and wash your hair?
ZAC: Dude, these are all the rage. If knit caps are good enough for Hoffman Philip Seymour, then it's good enough for me. We are both serious actors.
VANESSA: Yeah, but that was because his hair is crazy. For a PART. Yours is your TRADEMARK, Zac. Also, that's not his name.
ZAC: Sorry, Seymour Hoffman Philip.
VANESSA: Nope.
ZAC: Philip Hoffman Seymour?
VANESSA: Three strikes. You're out.
ZAC: At least I'm not wearing a throw pillow.
VANESSA: I hate it when we fight.
ZAC: I thrive on these spats. They fuel me for my future dramatic acting roles in the vein of Hoffman Seymour Philip. I want him to play my father in something.
VANESSA: Oooh, how about, like, Community Theater Group Musical? He could be our characters' mentor, who...
ZAC: You are so cute. But I'm an Actor now. I have Actor Filth, like... Mr. Capote Man... and Johnny Depp. But you go ahead with trying to get that off the ground, okay? Maybe Chace Crawford can sing.
VANESSA: You were nicer with your bangs showing.
ZAC: It's a new dawn, baby.
