(1) SOLANGE vs. (16) DRUNKFACE MCCORD
(2) GWYNETH PALTROW vs. (15) KRISTEN STEWART
(3) BAI LING vs. (14) RUMER WILLIS
(4) JOAQUIN PHOENIX vs. (13) SARAH SILVERMAN
(5) VICTORIA "POSH" BECKHAM vs. (12) KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
(6) DEBRA MESSING vs. (11) JANET JACKSON
(7) CHRISTINA AGUILERA vs. (10) JESSICA BIEL
Aha! This bracket gives us not only last year's winner, it gives us last year's runner-up, in the personage of one Ms Posh Spice. Will they have a rematch in round four? Posh would have to get through Joaquin Phoenix first. And that's assuming Bai Ling manages to get that far. Can either of them knock down Solange? Will Solange plow through the field, or be upset? TIME WILL TELL.
Reminder: Please don't freak out if your favorite -- or least-favorite -- Fug Hound didn't make the list. Remember that we're ONLY judging people by what they wore in the one-year eligibility period, from March 1, 2008 to Feb. 28, 2009. But nobody's perfect. Sometimes we forget people exist; sometimes, our opinions of how bad they were aren't going to match yours. Hey, it happens -- the actual NCAA selection committee has the same problems. So just kick back, relax, enjoy the games, and imagine that your missing favorite is out there somewhere playing in the Fug NIT, leading the charge of the also-rans and praying for a more auspicious and publicly terrible year to come.
