You know how, with most models, there's always SOMEONE gushing that they could wear a barrel accessorized with a bucket for a hat and make it look ammaaaaaaazzzzing? I feel like even the most enthusiastic Helena Christensen lover might look at this and go, "hmm."
I mean, is it TERRIBLE? Does it make me want to BARF? Am I looking at it and considering throwing in the towel and moving to a secluded mountain top in Italy, where I will take the veil and live the rest of my life as a cloistered nun, simply so as to avoid ever seeing something like this again? No. On the other hand, is it AMAZING? Hardly. I feel....totally unmoved by it, except that I think it looks like the weirdly cheap lovechild of a bridesmaid's gown that would be advertised as being "for the mature wedding party" and something she rescued from the wood-chipper. Huh. I guess that's not exactly "unmoved." Turns out I hate it. Maybe I will take that vow.
I mean, is it TERRIBLE? Does it make me want to BARF? Am I looking at it and considering throwing in the towel and moving to a secluded mountain top in Italy, where I will take the veil and live the rest of my life as a cloistered nun, simply so as to avoid ever seeing something like this again? No. On the other hand, is it AMAZING? Hardly. I feel....totally unmoved by it, except that I think it looks like the weirdly cheap lovechild of a bridesmaid's gown that would be advertised as being "for the mature wedding party" and something she rescued from the wood-chipper. Huh. I guess that's not exactly "unmoved." Turns out I hate it. Maybe I will take that vow.
