Every time we feature Phoebe Price, we get a few emails from people who are like, "WHY ARE YOU EVEN FEATURING HER?!!! GOD! LET IT GO! SHE JUST WANTS ATTENTION! I CAN'T TAKE IT!" etc. And there's a very good reason we continue to feature her. It is because I want you to suffer like I suffer.
Because the one thing that makes Phoebe Price MORE TRAGIC is the addition of Lindsay Lohan's hideous freaking leggings. Oh, wait. I thought of something else that makes her even more tragic [don't click on this if your boss is standing behind you. OR YOU VALUE YOUR EYE SIGHT]:
Because the one thing that makes Phoebe Price MORE TRAGIC is the addition of Lindsay Lohan's hideous freaking leggings. Oh, wait. I thought of something else that makes her even more tragic [don't click on this if your boss is standing behind you. OR YOU VALUE YOUR EYE SIGHT]:
ARGH ARGH ARRRRRRGH GOD NO MY EYES OH GOD WHY WHY WHYYYYYY WHY PUT IT AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. Don't FLASH YOUR ASS on the STREET unless you actually ARE a STREETWALKER. AND EVEN THEN.
Seriously, I wish you could see me right now. I'm kind of making this expression:
