I'm starting to wonder if Paris Hilton has had a mental break.
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That dress is so '80s Soap Opera, it's insane -- she could be on a cover of Soap Opera Digest as a "Who Shot J.R.?" suspect, or the Other Woman who wandered into someone's lavish wedding with a shotgun and a baby. As it is, she is a turban and a cigarette holder away from being a new Norma Desmond, gliding cluelessly around in her crazy-lady face paint and fan dress and slurring, "I AM big. It's the REALITY SHOWS that got small."
Her budding insanity may also have contributed to the following:
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That dress is so '80s Soap Opera, it's insane -- she could be on a cover of Soap Opera Digest as a "Who Shot J.R.?" suspect, or the Other Woman who wandered into someone's lavish wedding with a shotgun and a baby. As it is, she is a turban and a cigarette holder away from being a new Norma Desmond, gliding cluelessly around in her crazy-lady face paint and fan dress and slurring, "I AM big. It's the REALITY SHOWS that got small."
Her budding insanity may also have contributed to the following:
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Full disclosure: She wore this for St. Patrick's Day. But, as someone who has put back more than her share of cheap green beers starting in the afternoon on March 17, I can say truthfully that I've never been tempted to honor the day with an upside-down tiara on my forehead. Between that and the shirt, I'm concerned Paris's vacation from sanity led to her hallucinating that she's some kind of superhero -- whose powers include magically hiking her own credit limit and dancing on tables all night in that headgear without getting any unfortunate tiara-patterned acne breakouts the next day -- or perhaps a fresh new patron saint to toilet-hugging St. Patrick's Day revelers everywhere.
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Or maybe her spate of enhanced craziness comes from the fact that she's so skinny now, she's actually dieted away the denier on the back of her tights. If I'd gone without chewable food for that long, I'd probably be wearing pillowcases on my head and re-enacting scenes from The Sound of Music in my backyard, so that could be all there is to it. Paris hasn't lost her mind. She's just hungry. Hasn't anyone told her that Big Macs come cheap in this economy?
