Oh my God. When I first saw this photo, it was in thumbnail size, and for a moment my heart stopped because I thought Katie Price was wearing a NUN'S HABIT, and frantically scrolled around trying to find the photo in which a well-placed lightning bolt reduced her to ash.

Fortunately, Satan's lips aren't turning blue just yet -- it's just a headband over her very dark hair. I'm SO relieved that I was mistaken, I almost don't care that she's wearing animal-print leggings.
Well. almost. They're not pink, and I can't see her underboob, so in a sense this is a miracle in our time ALMOST worthy of taking the veil. But, the damn things still make me want to bang my head on my water glass and shout, "ALTOIDS." Excuse me -- I should probably go tape protective padding around all the sharp edges in my home office.
Fortunately, Satan's lips aren't turning blue just yet -- it's just a headband over her very dark hair. I'm SO relieved that I was mistaken, I almost don't care that she's wearing animal-print leggings.
Well. almost. They're not pink, and I can't see her underboob, so in a sense this is a miracle in our time ALMOST worthy of taking the veil. But, the damn things still make me want to bang my head on my water glass and shout, "ALTOIDS." Excuse me -- I should probably go tape protective padding around all the sharp edges in my home office.




