You know who we're talking about. Kanye's new lady friend? She's very striking, yes. But WHO THE HECK IS SHE? No, seriously, you guys. We are actually kind of curious. So we get on the case for NY Mag.com:
"In this day and age, it seems impossible that we've spied endless articles about Kanye and Amber shopping for pants, yet her past is a relative vacuum. In the absence of answers, we can only speculate: Is she, as she appears, the overlord of an alien biker gang? Is she performance art? Sweet Jesus, is she his muse?"Or is she the author of a book about holistic bee-healing? No, I didn't just invent that. Find out how the bees tie into this mystery via this helpful link to another site on the interwebs, where the rest of our column lives.
