Oh my god, you guys. Emmy Rossum is ALIVE:
And she's in a Dragonball movie which has had its release date moved three times. THINGS ARE GOING GREAT. Poor child. I almost feel sorry for her. Remember when she was the next big thing? And then we all learned that she couldn't complete a movie and breathe through her nose at the same time? Seriously. Now that I've alerted you to her mouth-breathing tendencies, you will never be able to watch Poseidon again without seeing only that, which is a shame because that movie is HILARIOUS. It's kind of like how I had to stop watching that show Reaper because Heather once pointed out to me that the lead dude's mouth hangs open in literally every scene and now I can't take it anymore. Is that show even still on? I do love Ray Wise and he was pretty great in it, so I want him to be working, at least. Remember when he was Laura Palmer's dad? Boy, did he scare me in Twin Peaks. I wonder what I should have for lunch. What am I even talking about right now? Oh, right: poor Emmy. She really doesn't hold your attention, does she? Even if she is wearing what seems like a formerly beautiful dress that she's MacGyvered (or MacGrubered, rather, since it went so badly) for increased skankitude, therefore ruining it and also inviting people to spend the whole evening stepping on her tail. Will she EVER win?
And she's in a Dragonball movie which has had its release date moved three times. THINGS ARE GOING GREAT. Poor child. I almost feel sorry for her. Remember when she was the next big thing? And then we all learned that she couldn't complete a movie and breathe through her nose at the same time? Seriously. Now that I've alerted you to her mouth-breathing tendencies, you will never be able to watch Poseidon again without seeing only that, which is a shame because that movie is HILARIOUS. It's kind of like how I had to stop watching that show Reaper because Heather once pointed out to me that the lead dude's mouth hangs open in literally every scene and now I can't take it anymore. Is that show even still on? I do love Ray Wise and he was pretty great in it, so I want him to be working, at least. Remember when he was Laura Palmer's dad? Boy, did he scare me in Twin Peaks. I wonder what I should have for lunch. What am I even talking about right now? Oh, right: poor Emmy. She really doesn't hold your attention, does she? Even if she is wearing what seems like a formerly beautiful dress that she's MacGyvered (or MacGrubered, rather, since it went so badly) for increased skankitude, therefore ruining it and also inviting people to spend the whole evening stepping on her tail. Will she EVER win?
