It seems Shontelle is a songstress from Barbados who's currently hoping to take the US by storm. Sound familiar? And she's even picking up RiRi's habit of wearing really weird stuff while performing:
This is Rihanna with a taste of Britney, a speck of Katy Perry, a hint of Kate Hudson's sequined wrap, and an overall aura of being the lost Pussycat Doll. I have, after considerable minutes of staring and frowning, decided that I am not hallucinating, and this DOES appear to be a shirt tucked into elastic-waist silken bloomers -- as if she's singing at an overly formal Hollywood pajama party and the fancy boxers secretly say "Happy Panty-Raid-Day, Paris!" on the back.
Evidently, if Wikipedia is to be believed -- and if it isn't, I don't want to know about it -- Shontelle used to be a drill sergeant back in her native Barbados, and I find myself wishing THAT Shontelle would show up and scream the current one out of that outfit. Or at least run up to Paris Hilton at this party I've just invented and scare her into dropping and doing 50 pushups. I would root for that. I would maybe even buy her record if she got someone to take photos.
This is Rihanna with a taste of Britney, a speck of Katy Perry, a hint of Kate Hudson's sequined wrap, and an overall aura of being the lost Pussycat Doll. I have, after considerable minutes of staring and frowning, decided that I am not hallucinating, and this DOES appear to be a shirt tucked into elastic-waist silken bloomers -- as if she's singing at an overly formal Hollywood pajama party and the fancy boxers secretly say "Happy Panty-Raid-Day, Paris!" on the back.
Evidently, if Wikipedia is to be believed -- and if it isn't, I don't want to know about it -- Shontelle used to be a drill sergeant back in her native Barbados, and I find myself wishing THAT Shontelle would show up and scream the current one out of that outfit. Or at least run up to Paris Hilton at this party I've just invented and scare her into dropping and doing 50 pushups. I would root for that. I would maybe even buy her record if she got someone to take photos.
