Just when you thought Little J's hair could get no worse:
[Photos: Splash News]
She quite literally looks like a cocker spaniel. What DID she do to the hair and makeup wizards to provoke this years-long assault, from which there appears to be no relief in sight? Did she turn firebug and torch someone's summer house? Did she steal someone's dim-witted (and sight-impaired) boyfriend? Did she run over a beloved pet? Did she lace someone's latte with roofies and then steal their treasured collection of rare costume jewelry while they were incapacitated?
Even Rufus and Dan can't look at the poor child:
She quite literally looks like a cocker spaniel. What DID she do to the hair and makeup wizards to provoke this years-long assault, from which there appears to be no relief in sight? Did she turn firebug and torch someone's summer house? Did she steal someone's dim-witted (and sight-impaired) boyfriend? Did she run over a beloved pet? Did she lace someone's latte with roofies and then steal their treasured collection of rare costume jewelry while they were incapacitated?
Even Rufus and Dan can't look at the poor child:
They both, in fact, appear to be attempting to complete this scene without opening their eyes. Frankly, I can't wait to see how they're going to pull that off. In fact, I'm pretty sure the Rufus and Dan Are Simultaneously (And CONVENIENTLY) Struck Blind storyline is going to eclipse even Ryan Atwood Takes Up Cage-Fighting as far as cheesily awesome developments in the Josh Schwartz oeuvre goes. So maybe this hair situation is going to work out for the best, after all.
