Well, I can see why Madonna is pals with Stella McCartney -- if I could see anyone in these studded bootaloons, it'd be Madge, probably while on-stage wearing a top hat and carrying nunchucks.

But the rest of it... what gives, Stella? You're a designer. Either you are being a very poor advertisement indeed for your own clothes, or you're wearing someone else's mishap that people will ASSUME is yours; either way, you take the fall for your chest looking off-center. SURELY you can do better than something that appears to have been sketched, fitted, and stitched by a sleepwalking monkey who is allergic to measuring tape.
But the rest of it... what gives, Stella? You're a designer. Either you are being a very poor advertisement indeed for your own clothes, or you're wearing someone else's mishap that people will ASSUME is yours; either way, you take the fall for your chest looking off-center. SURELY you can do better than something that appears to have been sketched, fitted, and stitched by a sleepwalking monkey who is allergic to measuring tape.




