Okay, okay, Victoria. I'll do whatever you want, I promise!
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You want me to tell everyone you're secretly hilarious? I already do that! Do you want me to explain to the internet that your biographies (BOTH OF THEM) are actually really entertaining? I think I already have! They are! I read them in Mexico once with a series of margaritas and it was awesome! Do you want me to track down your never released dance single and make it huge here in America? I...will try, I guess. Just please don't ever dress like the world's chicest East German border guard ever again. You're making me nervous.
[Photo: Splash News]
You want me to tell everyone you're secretly hilarious? I already do that! Do you want me to explain to the internet that your biographies (BOTH OF THEM) are actually really entertaining? I think I already have! They are! I read them in Mexico once with a series of margaritas and it was awesome! Do you want me to track down your never released dance single and make it huge here in America? I...will try, I guess. Just please don't ever dress like the world's chicest East German border guard ever again. You're making me nervous.
