Ooh. This one is depressing me:
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Catherine Zeta Jones, I love you. Why haven't you been in a decent movie in like five years? I know you're living in Bermuda -- presumably wearing a lot of Bermuda shorts -- and brushing your hair, or whatever, but come on: can't you call up Intern George and ask him if he's got a role for you in something or other? I can not have my most recent memory of you be this. You're wearing Liberace's pillow case.
[Photo: Splash News]
Catherine Zeta Jones, I love you. Why haven't you been in a decent movie in like five years? I know you're living in Bermuda -- presumably wearing a lot of Bermuda shorts -- and brushing your hair, or whatever, but come on: can't you call up Intern George and ask him if he's got a role for you in something or other? I can not have my most recent memory of you be this. You're wearing Liberace's pillow case.
