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"No, look, I know what you're thinking, but hear me out: Most people wouldn't have even WORN the slip underneath the tablecloth dress! I mean, RIGHT? Am I right or what? Hello? Don't you think that saves it? ... No? Are you even listening? Is ANYONE out there going to look at me or are you all going to avert your eyes the whole night?"
