When Ryan Seacrest had to introduce Paula on last night's American Idol, he actually drew a blank on how to describe her outfit -- finally settling on "expensive."
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I think I'd have expanded that to, "A very expensive leash."
Also, what's with the optical illusion here that Paula's right arm is about half the size of her left? Is my camera just trying to mess with us all now? That doesn't seem kind. The woman is wearing some sort of bejewelled harness. She has enough problems.
[Photo: Guess who?]
I think I'd have expanded that to, "A very expensive leash."
Also, what's with the optical illusion here that Paula's right arm is about half the size of her left? Is my camera just trying to mess with us all now? That doesn't seem kind. The woman is wearing some sort of bejewelled harness. She has enough problems.
