SWEET FANCY MOSES:
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I took a little vacay this past week and WHAT A WRETCHED SIGHT TO COME HOME TO OH MY GOD WHY MY EYES MY EYES. Was all the work US Weekly went to giving her that makeunder FOR NAUGHT? Did she think that when SHE won Fug Madness, it was a celebration? IT WASN'T. When you won, Aubs, it was a CENSURE. We think you're a MESS. Not even a HOT MESS. A MESS MESS. THIS OUTFIT HURTS MY WHOLE BODY. I need another vacation.
I took a little vacay this past week and WHAT A WRETCHED SIGHT TO COME HOME TO OH MY GOD WHY MY EYES MY EYES. Was all the work US Weekly went to giving her that makeunder FOR NAUGHT? Did she think that when SHE won Fug Madness, it was a celebration? IT WASN'T. When you won, Aubs, it was a CENSURE. We think you're a MESS. Not even a HOT MESS. A MESS MESS. THIS OUTFIT HURTS MY WHOLE BODY. I need another vacation.
