Drew Fuggymore

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I'll say this for Drew Barrymore: She's got a taste for big drama. First she went through that phase in January/February where she wore the exact same cat-eye makeup, pink lipstick, and sixties-themed hair everywhere she went -- from the Golden Globes to Ellen -- and then she went with that costumey outfit for the Grey Gardens premiere, which may have been pretty but I felt like I was being whacked upside the head with a board that said "DREW BARRYMORE IS IN A PERIOD PIECE!!" and had HBO's channel number and all the air times written on it.

And now, she's shown up at Letterman wearing two drawstring handbags on her elbows.

[Photo: Splash News]

Down side: The effect is that she's a very exotic insect indeed. The plus side: It's going to be super hard for a pickpocket to swipe her cell-phone, wallet, or Metro Card without getting REALLY friendly.