Here's the thing, Anna Faris:

A) I think this might be on backward.
B) If it's not, you HAVE to agree that it's nearly impossible to negotiate this thing unless you never exhale, as evidenced by the fact that every photo of you from this premiere involves the stiffest posture I've ever seen, especially from someone as generally kooky and relaxed-seeming as you are.
C) I could really use an ice blended -- do you mind dashing across the street and grabbing me one?
D) I hear you're marrying Chris Pratt. Well played. Who doesn't love Bright?
F) I got off track here, somewhere. What were we talking about? Oh, right. The thing is, darling, that I feel like you've veered into being a wee bit cheeseball. You know what I mean? You know what I mean.
A) I think this might be on backward.
B) If it's not, you HAVE to agree that it's nearly impossible to negotiate this thing unless you never exhale, as evidenced by the fact that every photo of you from this premiere involves the stiffest posture I've ever seen, especially from someone as generally kooky and relaxed-seeming as you are.
C) I could really use an ice blended -- do you mind dashing across the street and grabbing me one?
D) I hear you're marrying Chris Pratt. Well played. Who doesn't love Bright?
F) I got off track here, somewhere. What were we talking about? Oh, right. The thing is, darling, that I feel like you've veered into being a wee bit cheeseball. You know what I mean? You know what I mean.




