Whoa. Um. This is...unfortch. Blake Lively is a tall, blonde, gorgeous drink of water. This person is a cracked out little cup of yogurt who hasn't washed her face in three weeks and has caught a raging case of LittleJitits from dipping too deeply into Taylor Momsen's eyeliner kit. How much more clearly must I spell it out for you? I'M SCARED.
