So, about two years ago, I had this GREAT IDEA. The first season of A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila had just aired its finale, and we were talking about what MTV could do to continue the series (as Tila had obviously found her one true love). And my idea was that, OBVIOUSLY, the next season would be, A Shot At Love With Tara Reid. And SERIOUSLY. I so stand by that idea. Look at this girl: she is perfect for that show:
I do not know what is going on with this dress, but somehow it has conspired to make her boobs look like they belong to a hippie octogenarian, who has sixty years of bralessness and the inescapable specter of gravity to thank for her droopy lady lumps. Listen, with any luck, all of us ladies will EVENTUALLY find ourselves in a situation where we look down at our heaving bosoms and think, "Dang, those used to ride higher than this." And then we will realize that the price you pay for a long, full life is slightly saggier body parts and we'll pour ourselves another cocktail and go tell the pool boy not to miss that section under the diving board again. But Tara Reid is like 30 years old. SHE IS TOO YOUNG FOR...whatever is happening here. Is girlfriend depressed? I have the prescription for that: CLEARLY she needs to hoist those mamas up and get in front of the TV camera, where a household of men and women (if she so chooses) competes for her love. You KNOW she would do it. You KNOW other people would go on this show. And you KNOW you would watch. Tara Reid would find love/media attention, MTV would have another successful season of a popular show, and we'd all have a marathon of something to watch while we have the flu. EVERYBODY WINS!
I do not know what is going on with this dress, but somehow it has conspired to make her boobs look like they belong to a hippie octogenarian, who has sixty years of bralessness and the inescapable specter of gravity to thank for her droopy lady lumps. Listen, with any luck, all of us ladies will EVENTUALLY find ourselves in a situation where we look down at our heaving bosoms and think, "Dang, those used to ride higher than this." And then we will realize that the price you pay for a long, full life is slightly saggier body parts and we'll pour ourselves another cocktail and go tell the pool boy not to miss that section under the diving board again. But Tara Reid is like 30 years old. SHE IS TOO YOUNG FOR...whatever is happening here. Is girlfriend depressed? I have the prescription for that: CLEARLY she needs to hoist those mamas up and get in front of the TV camera, where a household of men and women (if she so chooses) competes for her love. You KNOW she would do it. You KNOW other people would go on this show. And you KNOW you would watch. Tara Reid would find love/media attention, MTV would have another successful season of a popular show, and we'd all have a marathon of something to watch while we have the flu. EVERYBODY WINS!
