PUSSYCAT DOLL 1: I am so excited! Compared to the majority of these fools, no one will realize I'm actually wearing a pillowcase I made into a dress!
RED HEADED ONE I THOUGHT QUIT THE GROUP: Will Nicole ever let me wear pants? Wait, don't answer that question.
NICOLE SCHERZINGER: Maybe if I wear something uncharacteristically subtle no one will remember I was leaving this group for a much ballyhooed solo career that never panned out, and instead they'll be all, "Nicole Scherzinger is classy and fascinating, let's see if she can have a solo career."
SHORT BLONDE HAIR: I see you, stylist. Don't hide behind that potted plant. I see you, and when this photo shoot is over, I WILL CUT YOU FOR PUTTING ME IN THESE SHORTS. I MEAN IT.
LONG BLONDE HAIR: I knew I could get away with this romper as long as I stood next to High-Waisted McShorts! Everything seems so roomy and comfortable over here!
PD1: I mean, I look TOTALLY NORMAL. I don't even look like I'm in this group! I look like a starlet who wandered into frame. I am SO HAPPY right now.
RHOITQTG: I wonder if I'm wearing a shirt as a dress, or if this is actually a skort. Scratch that: I don't want to know.
NS: I'm so bitter.
SBH: Seriously. CUT. YOU. I am SO UNCOMFORTABLE in these. They're like a yeast infection waiting to happen and for WHAT? I WILL STAB YOU.
LBH: I could eat an entire turkey in this thing and no one would know! I love our stylist! That twenty I slipped her was the best money I ever spent!
