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JESSICA: Ugh.
TONY: What's up, babe?
JESSICA: Yuck.
TONY: Speak up, babe.
JESSICA: Everything always seems like such a good idea when I'm at home.
TONY: Word, babe.
JESSICA: And now that I'm out, and there are photographers, like, of COURSE I feel like this stupid dress makes me look like a giant sofa cushion from that furniture sitting on Aunt Edna's lanai in Palm Beach.
TONY: Too true, babe.
JESSICA: And I... wait, what?
TONY: I hear you, babe.
JESSICA: You don't. You're just saying stuff. You're not even listening to my pain. WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO MY PAIN?
TONY: Dude, babe.
JESSICA: I hate today.
