TOM HANKS: I just don't know, Rita.
RITA WILSON: I do. It's GLORIOUS.
TOM: Is it? Or... I mean, I kind of feel like you think you're auditioning for Velma Kelly.
RITA: Aren't I? AREN'T I?
TOM: I was under the impression that this is a big event honoring me, and that Julia Roberts is about twenty minutes away from dropping the F-bomb to describe how adored I am.
RITA: So you're saying I can't multitask?
TOM: No, just that maybe you could've picked something else, instead of a dress that makes you look ten seconds away from shooting me in the dressing room and then singing 'All That Jazz.'
RITA: Does it ALWAYS have to be about YOU? What about MY dreams?
TOM: ... Ooookay, I guess this is one person who doesn't f**king like me.
