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April 24, 2009

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Well, she looks healthy, so that's something. But now I just feel like Mary-Kate is throwing her wardrobe in a figurative blender.

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This feels like a hybrid of her once-standard witch's robes and this kicky little number she wore on Letterman so as to look perky and non-threatening while insulting Spencer Pratt (little does she know, she could've shown up with a human head in her hand wearing nothing but a t-shirt that said, "If you are watching this I'm going to kill you in your sleep," and we'd STILL have appreciated her insulting Spencer Pratt). It's like maybe she's a slightly horny witch-in-training who's been hitting the books too hard and decided to go out and show some leg and see if she can pick up a warlock, or perhaps a randy knave. Maybe that's why she came with her hair pre-mussed -- no one notices that you just had a roll in the hay if you looked like you just crawled out from behind a few artfully arranged bales in the first place.

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