Because you know you're not tired of reading about Madonna yet:
"You don't make out with a faux-Christ in a music video and then perform on a crucifix wearing a crown of thorns because you want people to seek your softer side...But what makes Madonna a genius -- her appetite for controversy; her skill at reinvention and self-promotion -- is exactly what's now biting her in the obsessively toned ass."Poor Madonna. Will she EVER WIN? Unless, of course, you think she already has. We can see the argument there. She is multi-faceted, it's true. Anyway, she's getting a lot of flack lately for various events in her personal life, we suspect she may have -- kind of accidentally on purpose -- done it to herself. Please don't crack our heads like walnuts in the deadly vise that is your thighs, Madge. "Express Yourself" is still my jam!
