[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
HEIDI: Come here, my schnookums.
SPENCER: YOU come HERE, cupcake.
HEIDI: I'm so happy we're alone, muffin.
SPENCER: I die inside when we are not alone together, monkey.
HEIDI: Wait, did you hear something, sugarbritches?
SPENCER: Why, HELLO! What are you doing here in our living room?
HEIDI: Oh, OOPS, it's not our living room at ALL! It's a store!
SPENCER: How EMBARRASSING.
HEIDI: I can't believe you caught me here in my tiny, tiny, practically transparent hot pants, making out on the bed with my honey-poo as if we were at HOME!
SPENCER: Where we do this ALL THE TIME.
HEIDI: NONSTOP!
SPENCER: Gosh, I wonder how you found us! YOU GUYS. You are such cards.
HEIDI: I just hope my extremely tiny outfit isn't too immodest! If only I'd KNOWN I wasn't in my own house!
SPENCER: You are so brave, pooky. Smile for the cameras.
