Time for my regularly scheduled hissy about wearing things the exact same color as your skin. Do I even really need to write it, or can you just fill in the blanks by yourself? It IS Friday, and I could use a break.
Allow me to provide you with a helpful template. Start off by commenting that Rachel McAdams is lovely/that you loved The Notebook/that you loved the episode of One Tree Hill where it is revealed that Skills loves The Notebook/ that you've never gotten over her break-up with Gosling, not least because it lends a terrible sad note to "Lazy Sunday." Then note that this dress, objectively, is actually very lovely/probably beautifully made/surely cost an arm and a leg/was clearly the result of a lot of laudable hard work by a stylist somewhere. But point out, finally and regretfully, that R. McA matches it so perfectly that she rather looks as though she's wrapped herself in layers of her own skin. Grossed out, publish your rant and go have a cookie. THE END.
Allow me to provide you with a helpful template. Start off by commenting that Rachel McAdams is lovely/that you loved The Notebook/that you loved the episode of One Tree Hill where it is revealed that Skills loves The Notebook/ that you've never gotten over her break-up with Gosling, not least because it lends a terrible sad note to "Lazy Sunday." Then note that this dress, objectively, is actually very lovely/probably beautifully made/surely cost an arm and a leg/was clearly the result of a lot of laudable hard work by a stylist somewhere. But point out, finally and regretfully, that R. McA matches it so perfectly that she rather looks as though she's wrapped herself in layers of her own skin. Grossed out, publish your rant and go have a cookie. THE END.
